[OT] A joke a post.
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333 Dave
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There once was a frog by the name of Benny. Benny got jealous of all the humans with big full beards, so he prayes to God "God, can I grow a beard like humans do? It's all I want!" and God says "OK Benny, but you must promise to never shave it!."
So Benny grows a nice thick beard. But it itches terribly and he just gets fed up and shaves it off. God notices this, and says "Benny, didn't I tell you to never shave your beard? I'll give you this one chance, but if you do it again I'll turn you into an urn!" to which Benny says "Oh thank you Lord for being so forgiving. I know I shouldn't throw away your gifts!".
But as his beard grows out again Benny forgets his promise to God. And it is really really itchy. So he shaves it off again. God says to this "I warned you Benny!" and turns the poor frog into an urn.
The moral of the story? A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.
So Benny grows a nice thick beard. But it itches terribly and he just gets fed up and shaves it off. God notices this, and says "Benny, didn't I tell you to never shave your beard? I'll give you this one chance, but if you do it again I'll turn you into an urn!" to which Benny says "Oh thank you Lord for being so forgiving. I know I shouldn't throw away your gifts!".
But as his beard grows out again Benny forgets his promise to God. And it is really really itchy. So he shaves it off again. God says to this "I warned you Benny!" and turns the poor frog into an urn.
The moral of the story? A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.
333 Dave
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Once there was this Hawaiian King who had a beautiful castle made out of the finest grasses in Hawaii. He also loved thrones, and asked his throne maker to make him a new one every year. But he couldn't throw away his old thrones, they were just too valuable. So he put them all in the attic of his grass castle. After many years, the weight of all the thrones stowed up in the attic finally caused the hut to collapse. The king was killed by the many thones falling on him.
The moral of the story? Those who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
The moral of the story? Those who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
Angcuru
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A bunch of Cherokee are sitting around a campfire. The chief is conducting a naming ceremony for a newly born child. He takes the baby in his arms, closes his eyes, moves his head around a few times, and ends up looking at the sky. He opens his eyes. "This child shall be named Full Moon Rising." After the ceremony, his nephew walks up to him. "How do you find these names, uncle?" "I simply close my eyes and let the spirits guide me to face the thing for which the child shall be named, and then I open my eyes and name the child after the first thing I see which stands out. But why do you ask me this, Ugly Dog Shi**ing?"
Heretic Apostate
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Last time a thread like this came around, I thought I could win acclaim by posting a bunch of short jokes. I tried and tried, but even though I posted almost a dozen in hopes of winning a laugh, no pun in ten did.
demiurge1138
Inventor of Super-Toast
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fish!
How many Dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to paint the duck, the other to fill a bathtub with brightly colored bicycles.
How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Hella (I'm from California, I can get away with it).
Demiurge out.
Fish!
How many Dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to paint the duck, the other to fill a bathtub with brightly colored bicycles.
How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Hella (I'm from California, I can get away with it).
Demiurge out.
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