[OT] A joke a post.

[JacktheRabbit]

Ok everyone lets here them. One joke per post.


Why has the EPA banned the burial of lawyers in cemetaries?

Because it violates the laws on the disposal of toxic waste!!

[Rimshot!!!!]

 

[kengar]

A young hillbilly couple arrives in "town" for their honeymoon. The desk clerk, seeing that they are obviously newlyweds, turns to the girl and says "Bridal Suite?"

The girl blushes and replies, "Gosh no, mister! I'll just hang onto his ears!"

Badum-CHING!

Try the veal, folks!

 

[Drawmack]

Two stupid hunters see a sign that says bear left, so they went home.

 

[BiggusGeekus@Work]

A Ranger, a Fighter, and a Barbarian were trapped on the elemental plane of air. By good fortune a passing Geenie happened by and offered each one of them a wish.

The Ranger said, "I wish to be home in the forest with an elven lass at my side and a cask of the finest wine at our feet."

The Geenie said, "WISH GRANTED!" and the Ranger dissapeared.

The Fighter said, "I wish to be back in my favortie tavern with a lusty wench in one hand and a tankard of ale in the other."

The Geenie said, "WISH GRANTED!" and the Fighter dissapeared.

The Barbarian said, "Ugh. I lonely now. I wish the other two guys was back here."

 

[incognito]

a skeleton walks into a bar, walks right up to the bartender and says:

"Give me a beer, and a mop"

 

[KDLadage]

A travelling salesman has his car break down late one night and so he walkes a few miles down the road until he finds a old farmhouse. He goes up knocks on the door and the old farmer answers.

"Sir, my car broke down a few miles up the road," he begins, "would it be possible for me to stay here tonight and call for a tow truck in the morning?"

"Certainly," answers the old farmer, "but you will have to share a room with my son."

"Your son?" says the salesman shocked, "I'm sorry. I must be in the wrong joke."

edit: me and the word 'the' never get along on a keyboard, it seems...

 

[Datt]

How do you catch an unique rabbit?




U-nique up on it.

 

[incognito]

a neutron walks into a bar, and says "bartender, do you serve neutron's here?"

The bartender, with a big smile says "Sure, we serve anybody" and pour the neutron a beer.

The neutron, digs into his pocket, but only finds some loose change - he says to the bartender "I'm afraid I don't enough to pay for the beer, how much it it?


The bartender says "Aww, for you? No charge!"

 

[Piratecat]

The neutron turned to his proton buddy sitting on the bar stool next to him. "Wow! Do you think he's really going to give me the beer for free?

"Yes," answered the proton.

"Are you sure?"

"Oh yeah. I'm positive!"

 

[Dagger75]

Why did the gnome cross the road?

No one liked him on the side he was on