[OT] Carrying a knife

[JPL]

....uh, Tom?

I don't think it's closed.

Me, I carry a small tactical thermonuclear device in my left coat pocket, and good old soap-in-a-sock in the right coat pocket.

I consider them tools, not weapons.

 

[Tom Cashel]

All right, smart guy...you're banned too.

Thread closed.

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Oooooooooh, I can post in a closed thread. That makes me special! Wait...no, I used my knife to cut my way in.

 

[Darth Shoju]

Oooooooooh, I can post in a closed thread. That makes me special! Wait...no, I used my knife to cut my way in.

Dude! From the looks of your avatar, you've got a sword, not a knife!

 

[Tom Cashel]

Look, uh...I've spoken with the manager, and I'm afraid you're not going to be allowed to bring that knife in here anymore. Plus, you're banned for a month.

We'll just lock it up with the rest of the closed threads.

Thread CLOSED, I said!

 

[Emiricol]

I used one of those little hard plastic scrapers used to get ice off windshields. Worked like a charm, apparently, and you can't get arrested for felony possession of a squeegee (yet!)

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Dude! From the looks of your avatar, you've got a sword, not a knife!

Really, after carrying a katana around for so long you'd think I'd remember its there.

 

[JPL]

All right, smart guy...you're banned too.

Thread closed.

I'm sorry it had to go down like this...

[Takes out soap-in-sock and swings menacingly]

 

[Kahuna Burger]

Consider yourself banned, Kahuna.

*sniff* poor kahuna...

PLLTHTHTHTHTH!

Kahuna Burger

 

[Tom Cashel]

You know, I really didn't want to have to do this.

Thread closed.