ot (Catholic humor)

[Belen]

Alas, I am marrying a Catholic, and I am forced to go to a marriage "class" before I can marry the lady. While I have no problems with the church, sometimes it's obvious that they really do not have their hand on the pulse of modern humanity. <chuckles>

Have I even mentioned the Catholic churches top five ways to avoid divorce?

1.) Be faithful to one another. (no brainer)
2.) Go to (Catholic) church together
3.) Pray (the catholic way) together
4.) Tithe (yes, to the Catholic church, ya moe-ron) to the church.
5.) Practice natural family planning (yeah we need to to raise worshipers. It's too hard to covert 'em these days!)

Dave

 

[aliensex]

4.) Tithe (yes, to the Catholic church, ya moe-ron) to the church.

Yes, giving away money is always the road to a successful marriage

 

[der_kluge]

Just waiting to see how long before this thread gets closed....

 

[Teflon Billy]

Well, seriously man; what are they going to say?

It reminds me of those commercials from "The Diamond Council" regarding how much should be spent on an engagement ring (3 months salary incidentally).

I also suspect the "Ice Cream Council" would recommend that the optimum human weight is 400 pounds.

If you didn't want extremely pro-catholic advice, you should've re-thought where you went for it

 

[Piratecat]

I have some really funny stories from pre-cana classes, but you'll have to grab me at a con; they aren't board-safe.

And since this thread is about religion, and we ALL know about what happens to those....

Klunk.