Well what'd you expect? Not enough options! Instead you have four choices: two guys with strange oral fetishes, a bald guy, and a Pantheon inside joke. Let me help round out the list:
Peter Jackson
I'm Monte Cook's "Secret Project"
3d12 Elemental (wood) Kobolds
I Have Two Daddys
Vecna is my deaddy
Piratecat is my daddy...and Mommy says that's not a peg-leg!!!!
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