[OT funny] BODY MASSAGE!
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Negative Zero
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nah, i gotta agree, not funny, but the one before the last, not that was funny! LOL
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Okay, I will now break the cardinal rule of the comedian : and Explain The Joke.
1) Two kids ride up on bicycles with dubbed voices : This is funny, as the author origionally intended the voices to say 'All Your Base Are Belong To us". And ANYTHING is funny compared to that.
2) Guy comes up in jeep and says 'Who wants a body massage?" : This is funny, as it is a well know fact the the Guild of Itinerant Body Massagers never travel in jeeps, due to their ancient and bloody fued with the Jeep Vendors Association. So many have died in this senseless, senseless war.
3) Now we come to the creme de la creme of the movie :
Guy in jeep gets out and pulls put a giant pair of tweezers, and goes to pick up high voltage cable.
Oh. My. I was unaware that high-risk electrical maintainance was performed with GIANT METAL TONGS. If I had known that, I would always carry a pair of GIANT METAL TONGS on long road journeys, in case of a break in the power cables. Those kids are so lucky that a friendly GI Joe wa sin the area transporting MILITARY GRADE GIANT FREAKING METAL TWEEZERS for the battle against Cobra.
What inquring minds really want to know, of course, is what Mr Joe plans to do with the high volate cable he used his GIANT METAL TONGS to acquire. Will it be added to his collection of objects that thrash and emit blue sparks?", along with the Cat Full Of Sparklers and the Severed Arm Of Frankenstein?
4) Some more stuff happens, none of which unnerves me as much as that fact that someone, somewhere is out there cleaning America's highways of the deadly Free Roaming Electric Cable plague, using GIANT METAL TONGS.
1) Two kids ride up on bicycles with dubbed voices : This is funny, as the author origionally intended the voices to say 'All Your Base Are Belong To us". And ANYTHING is funny compared to that.
2) Guy comes up in jeep and says 'Who wants a body massage?" : This is funny, as it is a well know fact the the Guild of Itinerant Body Massagers never travel in jeeps, due to their ancient and bloody fued with the Jeep Vendors Association. So many have died in this senseless, senseless war.
3) Now we come to the creme de la creme of the movie :
Guy in jeep gets out and pulls put a giant pair of tweezers, and goes to pick up high voltage cable.
Oh. My. I was unaware that high-risk electrical maintainance was performed with GIANT METAL TONGS. If I had known that, I would always carry a pair of GIANT METAL TONGS on long road journeys, in case of a break in the power cables. Those kids are so lucky that a friendly GI Joe wa sin the area transporting MILITARY GRADE GIANT FREAKING METAL TWEEZERS for the battle against Cobra.
What inquring minds really want to know, of course, is what Mr Joe plans to do with the high volate cable he used his GIANT METAL TONGS to acquire. Will it be added to his collection of objects that thrash and emit blue sparks?", along with the Cat Full Of Sparklers and the Severed Arm Of Frankenstein?
4) Some more stuff happens, none of which unnerves me as much as that fact that someone, somewhere is out there cleaning America's highways of the deadly Free Roaming Electric Cable plague, using GIANT METAL TONGS.
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