[OT,Humor] Will the real Hal Greenberg please stand up


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MEG Hal said:
Is he a better Hal then me?
Smarter, faster, I can see he is older--so am I the fake 'cause he is older-----


Have you ever retired a human by mistake? --Blade Runner

"DIED - June 26, 1999 ** JOSEPH G. BROWNING"

I've been dead for a while.... doesn't seem to slow me down much though..


joe b.
 
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Hal, think of how that other Hal Greenberg feels when he finds out he works for a publisher making Dungeons and Dragons products! Egads!

One of my alter egos is a professor of math, and has published several books.

Another is an organic farmer in Audrain County, Mo.

Odd. There's even a book with my name, but it's from a hyphenation of a woman's married and maiden names.
 

I've done a lot of stuff. In order they appear on google (not counting the obvious RPG writing references):

One of me plays tennis. Here's the link.

Apparently, I was also a character on "Coach" (Channel 6 TV news reporter). Here's that link.

And of course, one of me plays raquetball. Another link.

One of me went to RWC and graduated in 1998, apparently. Yet another link.

Finally, it appears that one of me gave a presentation on Gravitational Lensing.One last link.

And one of the above is actually me before I became an ENWorld-famous RPG Writer. :) Do you know which one?

EDIT: Fixed link

--The Sigil
 
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My Alter Ego gave a speech on Detecting and Classifying Targets. You had to have a DoD Security Clearance to attend. :eek:

Apparently I have also written letters to the editor at a Florida Newspaper.
 


I also appear to be the only one with my name. At least known on the Internet anyway.

I did find a lawsuit record that showed a Darrin [someone] as the plaintiff and a [someone] Drader as the defendant. Of course I've heard that I have a lot of rich successful relatives in Canada, but we have yet to establish exactly how we're all related. My immediate family is not so successful that they actually have power over anybody, but they are a more or less happy lot. Me, I won't settle for anything less than world domination. :D It must be the same gene that drives the Canadian branch of Draders to do well... or it could be I'm just crazy psycho in the Bond villain kind of way. Either way, I'm happy to be unique.
 
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