[ot - humour] Randomling's the GNOME!

[Mathew_Freeman]

I'M FREE! FREEEEEEEE!

I have been de-gnomed! Wooo! I can reach the top of the bar again! I'll be served in drinking establishments! I can see out of windows!

I'm not the Gnome! Wahey! :

 

[alsih2o]

[best chicago acent] DA' GNOME![/best chicago accent]

lol

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Amazing - I'm de-GNOMED and within 5 minutes alsih2o shows up...what a coincidence.

OR IS IT? *dramatic musical chord, lightning flash, thunder rolls in the distance*

 

[alsih2o]

pure coincidence

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *COUGH*CHOKE* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[alsih2o]

hmmm, do oyu think he has been busy all day? or just to embarassed to show his face?



or unable to reach the keyboard?

 

[arwink]

-psst, Clay, she's a her*-

and

Definately unable to reach the keyboard

(*unless, of course, you disbelieve the notion of female garden gnomes. It's a possibility that they exist, and logic suggests they must because the little buggers keep multiplying, but I suppose self-replication from a single sex is possible. In which case, Randomling's transformation is potentially a lot more troubling and confusing beyond the simple fact that she's now a gnome...)

 

[Telgian]

What is the proper gnomenclayture for a female garden gnome?

Garden gnome?
Garden gno-mess?
Other obscure abuse of the language?
Just curious.


p.s. Do female gnomes get to keep the beard?

 

[I'm A Banana]

HAHAHAHAHA!

~rubs Randomlings' head~

Mwahahahahah! I love this! Cute, fuzzy widdle gnomes everywhere!

*frolicks in the gnomitude*

Oh, and I believe the nomenclature for female garden gnomes is....


--(insert witty pun here)--

 

[randomling]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[randomling]

By the way, there are female gnomes, we are known as "gnomes".