RangerWickett
Legend
I've prayed for him, and I'm willing to take requests to see if there's any game material I could write up for him for the next issue of Asgard. If he sincerely wants rules for animated speedbump monsters, I can do that.
In fact, I already have rules for roadkill. I'm from Texas, and my girlfriend ran a modern game where a crazed druid was animating all the armadillo roadkill to take revenge on civilization. Nothing scarier than a swarm of zombie 'dillos attacking your car.
Hope this isn't taken as too perverse or gallows humor, but since he started it, I might as well play along. Honestly, though, ask him if he has any requests, or if there's a type of spell, magic item, or prestige class he might want to see. I'd even run the stats of his character, if you'd like.
In fact, I already have rules for roadkill. I'm from Texas, and my girlfriend ran a modern game where a crazed druid was animating all the armadillo roadkill to take revenge on civilization. Nothing scarier than a swarm of zombie 'dillos attacking your car.
Hope this isn't taken as too perverse or gallows humor, but since he started it, I might as well play along. Honestly, though, ask him if he has any requests, or if there's a type of spell, magic item, or prestige class he might want to see. I'd even run the stats of his character, if you'd like.