[OT] If you could be a super hero

who would you be?

  • Awesome man

    Votes: 6 26.1%
  • Drug-free boy

    Votes: 1 4.3%
  • Immigration dude

    Votes: 3 13.0%
  • Justice guy

    Votes: 6 26.1%
  • Other

    Votes: 7 30.4%


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Crow

First Post
I voted other:

If I could be a superhero, I'd be DMV Lars.
I'd test lots of people and let them drive cars.
If they flunked the eye test because it was 6 before 9, (6 hours before 9 AM = 3 AM)
I'd say "I'm sorry, this was the earliest time"
And I'd send them home, but I'd make them walk,
And if they *DROVE* away down that long city block,
I'd lock them up, with no key, behind bars,
Because I'm harda$$, low payed, DMV Lars.
 

Tonguez

A suffusion of yellow
Very disturbing song

Drug-free boy torching the junkies (rather than the pushers)
Immigration-guy's overt racism
Justice-Guy skinning bob (well!)!

The only potentially good guy was Awesome man and then they got progressively bad

I wonder if that was the point of the song?

- hey an alignment change thread!
 



redwing

First Post
Hey trimeulose where did you dl this song? I cant find it and this sounds like some pretty funny stuff! (Reminds me of Tenacious D) except more song then spoken.
 

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