Tom A Barry's Application
Prestige Class: Hamtaro Slayer
The Hamtaro slayer is a perfect japanese warrior of slaying annoying, if
cute and easily marketable, hamsters. Realizing that this uber cute market
of creatures is dishonorable to the entire country as japan, making anime
itself seem like childs play, this warrior, known merely as the Hamtaro
slayer, takes up a wakizashi or katana and goes on a ritualistic killing
spree, so as to not dishonor japan and, in turn, his grandfather, and
ancestors before him.
Requirements
Pickpocket: 4 ranks (Remember, hamsters are always locked in cages!)
Hide: 4 ranks
Move Silently: 4 ranks
Favored Enemy bonus: Animals, Magical Beasts or Abberations (Chibis)
Speak Language: Japanese (Or english, for the crappily dubbed) or
Hamster
Weapon Focus: Wakizashi or Katana. Most Hamtaro Slayer's are samurai who
don't realize that they've somehow been transposed into a 20/21st century
reality, and still think that they're Himura scouts.
Special: Must have slain a single hamster that has anime qualities: A
normal hamster does not count for this purpose.
Class skills
Animal Empathy (Cha), Bluff (Cha), Climb (Str), Disguise (Cha), Handle
Animal (Cha), Hide (dex)*, Iaijtutsu Focus (Cha), Move Silently (dex)*, Open
Lock (Dex), Ride (dex)
Skill points: 4 + intelligence modifier per level.
Class Features:
Weapon and Armor proficiencies: Hamtaro Slayers gain no further weapon
proficiencies, although they must already be proficient in either the katana
or the wakizashi. Hamtaro slayers are trained in the use of light armor, but
they may also wear hide armor if made from the bodies of either hamsters,
chibi's, or Pokemon.
Midget on Midget: While they don't deserve it, Hamsters are not to be slain
without giving them a chance. A Hamtaro Slayer must fight a creature smaller
he at that creature's size: Thus, a Hamtaro slayer learns to shrink in size
to a minimum size of diminutive. The Hamtaro Slayer is allowed to fight fine
sized creatures, but he does not get cute kill points for them, nor does he
obtain cute kill points for slaying creatures while greater than their size.
A Hamtaro Slayer suffers penalties regarding size while in a smaller form,
but all equipment shrinks with him; the Hamtaro Slayer does not suffer a
loss of natural armor.
Honorable lock picking: If using the honor system from Rokugan, a Hamtaro
Slayer does not suffer dishonor from undergoing the action of lock picking;
Hamtaro slayers are far too important to the world to have such an important
aspect looked down upon.
Cute Kill Points: Any time a Hamtaro Slayer slays either a pokemon, a chibi,
or any other creature with a sickening level of cuteness which is not
deserved to be within this world, that also has a challange rating at least
equal to two less than the character's character level, that character gains
a cute kill point. For every CR the creature is above the character's
character level, the Hamtaro Slayer gains an additional cute kill point, up
to five cut kill points; a Hamtaro Slayer may not have more than twice his
class level in cute kill points at any one time. A Hamtaro slayer may expend
Cute kill points in a number of ways.
Ignore Magic: The Hamtaro slayer may spend one cute kill point per spell
level of a spell to be treated as if he were not in the area of that spells
effect; epic level spells are treated as 10th level spells for this purpose.
A Hamtaro Slayer may also ignore the effect of a supernatural or spell like
ability of a chibi, pokemon, or other annoyingly cute animal, expending one
cute kill point per 2 hit dice of the creature.
Wounds that kill: A Hamtaro Slayer may spend three cute kill points to
treat a non-critical hit as a critical threat. A Hamtaro Slayer of at least
8th level may spend ten Cute Kill points to deal an additional amount of
damage to a chibi, a pokemon, or an overly cute anime animal equal to the
amount of damage it requires to cause death from massive damage.
Increased disbelief: A hamtaro Slayer of 7th level or higher may spend a
cute kill point to add 2 to his SR for a number of rounds equal to his
wisdom modifier.
Disbelief: The Hamtaro Slayer is annoyed by all forms of pokemon and the
like, and has come to believe them as illusions. This actually doesn't give
him any effect against pokemon and chibis, but the Hamtaro Slayer does gain
a +4 bonus to will saves to disbelieve illusion effects, and they also take
half damage from colossal mallets that are somehow pulled out of nowhere.
Immunity to the impossible: Starting at 6th level, the Hamtaro Slayer
gains SR 20 + his class level against spells and spell like abilities of
chibis, pokemon, and overly cute animals.
Chibi's can die too: at 9th level, the Hamtaro Slayer learns that
chibi's, being wusses, dislike graveyards. As thus, the Hamtaro Slayer gains
a +2 circumstance bonus on attacks while fighting a chibi in a graveyard.
Only chibi's are affected by this.
I just hate them all: At 10th level, the Hamtaro Slayer has epitomized
on his vengeful fury, respecting traditional kami such as the sacred turtle
(Kamenokami). Thus, he gains a +5 luck bonus on saving throws, attacks, and
damage, against Chibi's, Pokemon, and overly cute animals. In addition, he
uses his highest favored enemy bonus for all three of these forms of
creatures.
Base attack: +1
Good Saves: Fortitude and Will
Hit Dice: d8