Gothmog
First Post
Damn, dude! There is a much easier way to give a cat a bath, and save yourself the harm. A friend of mine invented this bathing technique when he was 14, when his mom wanted him to bathe their persian cat (who was a hellspawn and would sooner claw your eyes out than breathe).
Step 1: Open toilet bowl and pour pet shampoo in water.
Step 2: Find cat, put it in toilet bowl, close lid.
Step 3: Let cat thrash for 1-3 minutes, to soap itself up and work in a lather.
Step 4: Flush a few times to rinse cat. Don't worry- the cat is too big to go down the drain.
Step 5: Open lid, watch as sopping wet cat achieves mach 4 and runs madly around the house before hiding for 6 hours. Bath done and all major organs and appendages still attached. So simple and safe, even a level 1 commoner would suvive unharmed.
Step 1: Open toilet bowl and pour pet shampoo in water.
Step 2: Find cat, put it in toilet bowl, close lid.
Step 3: Let cat thrash for 1-3 minutes, to soap itself up and work in a lather.
Step 4: Flush a few times to rinse cat. Don't worry- the cat is too big to go down the drain.
Step 5: Open lid, watch as sopping wet cat achieves mach 4 and runs madly around the house before hiding for 6 hours. Bath done and all major organs and appendages still attached. So simple and safe, even a level 1 commoner would suvive unharmed.
Last edited: