(OT) Teenager dies of Acute Stupidity Disorder

[Broken Fang]

I agrre with most about dad's reaction! Haven't been around for who knows how long and its SUE SUE SUE! Someone needs to boot him in the ass and tell him not to be a D*CK!

 

[Painfully]

The state should fine the family for littering in a national park.

So did any chunks of him get blown out? Really. He has to be down there somewhere, right?

At least they don't have to spend money on a casket. Bring the priest to the blowhole and give the last rites.

Brings new meaning to the words, "well, blow me down!"

Hey! I should use a blowhole in my game! One of my players is bound to look down the hole! Hehehehe!!!

 

[Tiefling]

They later found his body in the ocean. Good thing the hole wasn't any narrower, he might have plugged it up.

 

[-Ekimus-]

Natural beauty is often dangerous.

next thing ya know someone will make a bungy (sp) cord out of a tree vine, and wrap it round their neck instead of their waist...

 

[tburdett]

If you think that the whole 'grate' idea is good, consider this...

How many children are killed in bicycle, swimming or auto related accidents yearly?

If we REALLY did care about the lives of children we'd criminalize alcohol, driving, swimming, boating, fishing, all contact sports, camping, the ownership of pets, and bicycling. I'm sure with a little effort we could expand this list almost infinitely.

Life is dangerous.

 

[Tiefling]

I think that should have been addressed to people who think that the whole 'grate' idea is good.

 

[Kilmore]

Comedy is the son of Tragedy.

 

[tburdett]

I think that should have been addressed to people who think that the whole 'grate' idea is good.

Uhh.. I meant stupid in a good way.. right? It's been changed.

 

[hong]

Bring the priest to the blowhole and give the last rites.

Brings new meaning to the words, "well, blow me down!"

Indeed.


Hong "IYK &c, et al, you know the drill" Ooi

 

[Bagpuss]

little DnD tie in [after all, this is a DnD site], tink of why all ability scores are equally important: You need them all to survive.
-Jeph

They are not of equal importance Stength is twice as useful as Intelligence and Charisma. At least that's what you have to keep telling the Half-Orc's to keep them happy.