[OT] They Fight Crime!

[Old Fezziwig]

Don't know if this has been posted here or not, but it amused the hell out of me.

http://www.rain-street.org/fightcrime.htm

Some samples:

• He's a one-legged Amish cowboy moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble. She's a manipulative gypsy cab driver trying to make a difference in a man's world. They fight crime!
• He's a witless guitar-strumming dwarf in a wheelchair. She's a vivacious nymphomaniac opera singer in the witness protection scheme. They fight crime!
• He's a maverick soccer-playing werewolf on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a time-travelling antique-collecting lawyer fleeing from a Satanic cult. They fight crime!

Best,
Kajamba Lion (He Fights Crime!)

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

He's a gun-slinging soccer-playing romance novelist who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a time-travelling hip-hop barmaid with someone else's memories. They fight crime!

I've seen it before, but it never fails to make me grin.

 

[Eldorian]

He's a notorious native American cyborg gone bad. She's a mentally unstable French-Canadian politician who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!

He's an otherworldly voodoo assassin fleeing from a secret government programme. She's a cold-hearted bisexual fairy princess with only herself to blame. They fight crime!

He's an unconventional devious househusband searching for his wife's true killer. She's a manipulative bisexual soap star from aristocratic European stock. They fight crime!

That site's pretty funny

Eldorian Antar

 

[Mercule]

He's a suave devious assassin from the Mississippi delta. She's a virginal communist archaeologist with the power to see death. They fight crime!


Dunno about the gal, but the fellow sounds like Gambit. Personally, I find the idea that Gambit's randomly generated to be about the funniest thing I've seen today.

 

[Andrew D. Gable]

She's a virginal communist archaeologist with the power to see death.

Hey, I knew that girl! Well, she couldn't see dead people, and she wasn't communist (AFAIK) but, well...

 

[Horacio]

Already seen it posted here several times, but each time it makes me laugh a lot. It's a funny random generator, and a good inspiration for 'odd' character creation...

He's a fiendish Republican astronaut searching for his wife's true killer. She's a vivacious antique-collecting archaeologist with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!

 

[Psychotic Dreamer]

Thanks for posting this. SOmehow I have managed to miss this site and it is a blast. It helped kill sometime at work, which is always a good thing.

A couple of my favorite ones:

He's an underprivileged alcoholic shaman who dotes on his loving old ma. She's a sarcastic mute museum curator who can talk to animals. They fight crime!

He's a leather-clad Amish cyborg with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a pregnant nymphomaniac traffic cop prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!

He's a deeply religious neurotic stage actor gone bad. She's a sarcastic junkie schoolgirl with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!


Gotta love the random.

 

[HellHound]

He's a dreadlocked punk-rock farm-boy who publishes role-playing games. She's a gothic dominatrix who helps troubled teens. They fight....

Oops.

They are Ambient Inc.!

 

[hong]

He's a dreadlocked punk-rock farm-boy who publishes role-playing games. She's a gothic dominatrix who helps troubled teens. They fight....

Hong "so, who wins?" Ooi

 

[Pbartender]

He's an immortal guitar-strumming cat burglar with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's a violent Buddhist stripper married to the Mob. They fight crime!

He's a short-sighted crooked sorceror with no name. She's a hard-bitten paranoid snake charmer with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!

He's a notorious guerilla cyborg on a mission from God. She's a strong-willed impetuous detective who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!