[OT] They Fight Crime!

[UnDfind]

Originally posted by Tallarn

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Oh man, This is about as LOL as it gets! I love jive!!!!!!!!

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[Timothy]

He is a three legged one eyed cat that is the scourge of the seas and has gnomes for breakfast.
She is an elderly lady with a large middle finger and a highly developped knowledge of the English dictionary.

They Fight OT discussions and Bad words!

 

[Yeoman]

He's a one-legged pirate dwarf with a secret. She's a disco-crazy punk single mother with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!

He's an all-American crooked cowboy in drag. She's a bloodthirsty wisecracking barmaid operating on the wrong side of the law. They fight crime!

He's a hate-fuelled shark-wrestling waffle chef with a secret. She's a mistrustful renegade mercenary with a knack for trouble. They fight crime!

Take that productivity!