[OT] This is unbelievably funny, to me.

[jgbrowning]

Normally i dont "fluffy" post but this is an exception. i swear to all gods i hold holy that i never thought i would see such a thing as this. it defies logic, defies belief, defies good taste!

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"ElfBard" <elfbard@iprimus.com.au> wrote in message
news:3d6dbfd1_1@news.iprimus.com.au...
> > > Our wizard blew through everything with Twinned Repeated
> > > multiply-Admixed Fireballs with lifted damage caps.
> >
> > That sounds like something you'd put in a drag racing stock car.
> >
> > Sounds cool, though
>
> lol
>
> It's like.... Admixed Lightning! *music starts up*
>
>

--Admixed Lightning--

Why this spell is Invocation, electromatic, pyyyyyyyyromatic...
Why it's Admixed Lightnin'!

We'll get a bit of animal fur and some amber, crystal, or glass rods
Keep castin', whoah keep castin'
Metamagic bumpin', the spell slots risin' yeah
I'll get the treasure, I'll see you get the treasure
With it quickened out the door, it'll take down dire boars
Epic magic ain't when you can metamagic it, admixed lightnin'
(No, no, no, no no no no no no no no)

Admixed lightnin', you're coastin' down the dungeon halls
(Goooooo)
It's lightnin', admixed lightnin'
(Goooooo)
Admixed lightnin', you're burnin' up the Pseudotrolls
It's lightnin', admixed lightnin'
You are supreme
(Unh, hunh)
Low-levels cream
(Unh, hunh)
For admixed lightnin'
(No, no, no, no no no no no no no no)

We'll get some Improved Metamagic and Spell Penetration, yeah
(oh, oh, oh, oh oh oh oh oh)
Nailing things at good range, and beating down their SR, yeah
(oh, oh, oh, oh oh oh oh oh)
With Multispell and extra slots, we'll be firing lots of shots
(ahhh, ahhh)
You know that I ain't braggin', metamagic's good for fraggin' - admixed
lightnin'

Admixed lightnin', you're takin' down those epic foes
(Goooooo)
It's lightnin', admixed lightnin'
(Goooooo)
Admixed lightnin', you're toastin' all those Xixecals
It's lightnin', admixed lightnin'
You are supreme
(Unh, hunh)
Low-levels cream
(Unh, hunh)
For admixed lightnin'
(No, no, no, no no no no no no no no)

Admixed lightnin', you're beatin' down on those Mu Spores
(Goooooo)
It's lightnin', admixed lightnin'
(Goooooo)
Admixed lightnin', you're slowly takin' down Prismasaurs
It's lightnin', admixed lightnin'
You are supreme
(Unh, hunh)
Low-level casters cream
(Unh, hunh)
For admixed lightnin'
(No, no, no, no no no no no no no no)


I swear to god NO ONE should EVER combine a MUSICAL with DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS! and if they do,

they should give me enough time to get the tea outta my gob before i blast it all over my screen.

joe b.

 

[Crothian]

To keep this a little on topic, there happens to be a really interesting prestige class tha tsort of fits the theme

http://enworld.cyberstreet.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=341487#post341487

 

[Isida Kep'Tukari]

As the author of said PrC, I say... LOL! Theme song!

 

[Crothian]

The scarey thing is, that's actually quite good.

 

[jgbrowning]

yeah

The scarey thing is, that's actually quite good.

yah i was actually singing it to my poor wife. dancing moves and all. she almost poked her finger with her cross-stiching needle!

joe b.

*wigglefluff*

 

[Negative Zero]

LOL
awesome job on the song!
now THAT's funny
LOL

~NegZ

 

[Zarthon]

LOL, thats pretty good

 

[Paladin]

can you come up with one to the tune of 'We will rock you'?

 

[Crothian]

can you come up with one to the tune of 'We will rock you'?

That is a good question, do you take requests?

 

[Paladin]

That is a good question, do you take requests?

"We will rock you may" be cooler, but "Singing in the rain" would be soooo much more funny!!