[OT] This is unbelievably funny, to me.

[Heretic Apostate]

What song is it sung to?

 

[Isida Kep'Tukari]

Greased Lightning from the musical Grease!

 

[Xarlen]

This has now scarred me.

Now, I'd prefer to hear something to the tune of 'Mr. Sandman', the old Barber Shop Quartet song.

Something like... 'Mr. Necromancer...'

 

[jgbrowning]

yep

This has now scarred me.

i'm scarred as well. thats why i hadda share!

joe b.

 

[Fast Learner]

This has now scarred me.

Now, I'd prefer to hear something to the tune of 'Mr. Sandman', the old Barber Shop Quartet song.

Something like... 'Mr. Necromancer...'

Ask and ye shall receive!

Necromancer
By Fast Learner
(Sung to the tune of "Mr. Sandman," as popularized by the Chordettes in 1954.)

Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom
Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom
Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom
Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom

Necromancer, bring me a scream,
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Make him a zombie, from my darkest dream.
(dum-dum-dum-dum)
Give him a nice reek, with lots of fresh gore,
Be sure he's mindless, and lacks an Int score!
'Mancer, throw me a bone,
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
A lovely skelly, origin unknown.
(dum-dum-dum-dum)
Slashing and piercing, need not apply here,
Though a blunt weapon, sure won't make his year.

Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom
Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom
Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom
Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom

Necromancer, how 'bout a ghoul,
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Something that crouches, and bubbles with drool.
(dum-dum-dum-dum)
He paralyzes, and no need to get stressed,
Just make the one fiend, and he'll make the rest!
'Mancer, this one's the last,
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Not just a ghoul, it's time for a ghast.
(dum-dum-dum-dum)
First level clerics, their sphincters will clench,
If trying to turn, they don't note the stench!

Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom
Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom
Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom
Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom

Necromancer, you're all about death,
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Things that aren't living, and don't draw a breath.
(dum-dum-dum-dum)
You'll never make friends, with undertakers,
The fam'lies will whine, pray to their makers.
'Mancer, we'll rule the world,
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
With undead armies, rag flags unfurled.
(dum-dum-dum-dum)
Just stick right with me, and my clever scheme,
Necromancer, bring me a scream!

 

[jgbrowning]

hehe

sometimes i have a very creepy Dr. Frankenstein feeling..



that's really good too!


joe b.

 

[Xarlen]

That... was awesome.

I'm dothing my cap to you, sir.

 

[Fast Learner]

Thanks, I'm glad it worked for you.

 

[Paladin]

I'm still waiting for "we will rock you"...Maybe differtent monster types singing...maybe "we will kill you"?

 

[Crothian]

Now we need something to the song Yakety Yak