Crothian
First Post
Gygax told me not to play (Sunf to the tune of "Momma told me not to Come" by Three Dog Night
You’re an Ooze Wizard,
A Fungus Paladin
What’s all these crazy concepts you’re driven?
This has got to be the craziest party that has ever been
Don’t bring out the dice, I leaving this den
Gygax told me not to play
Gygax told me not to play
That’s one mixed up party, okay
Bring out an Elf
Or a Dwarven Ranger
That’s the type of stuff I want to face this danger
An awaken Bison shaman? Don’t kid me like that
Play a halfing rouge
Not a blackguard cat
Gygax told me not to play
Gygax told me not to play
That’s one mixed up party, okay
The characters where made
The game was going to begin
Then a player wanted to have
A familiar that was a djinn
I've heard so many odd concepts I ain't never heard before.
Don't know what it is I don't want to hear no more.
Gygax told me not to play
Gygax told me not to play
That’s one mixed up party, okay
You’re an Ooze Wizard,
A Fungus Paladin
What’s all these crazy concepts you’re driven?
This has got to be the craziest party that has ever been
Don’t bring out the dice, I leaving this den
Gygax told me not to play
Gygax told me not to play
That’s one mixed up party, okay
Bring out an Elf
Or a Dwarven Ranger
That’s the type of stuff I want to face this danger
An awaken Bison shaman? Don’t kid me like that
Play a halfing rouge
Not a blackguard cat
Gygax told me not to play
Gygax told me not to play
That’s one mixed up party, okay
The characters where made
The game was going to begin
Then a player wanted to have
A familiar that was a djinn
I've heard so many odd concepts I ain't never heard before.
Don't know what it is I don't want to hear no more.
Gygax told me not to play
Gygax told me not to play
That’s one mixed up party, okay
