[OT] This scares me

[BOZ]

don't worry gentlemen, at the rate this experiment is going, it doesn't sound like we're going to be shut down and replaced while any of us is still in his prime. of course, on the other hand, it may be good news, since by the time they have perfected this, our little fellows may need some "reconstruction".


che(tongue)ek

 

[BiggusGeekus]

Ahem! Gentlemen! Gentlemen!

Must I remind you that this is a forum for the general discussion of d20 roleplaying games? This is clearly off topic. However, fear not. I shall elevate the discussion to a more erudite level....

So. What's the stat block for that thing?

 

[Dr Midnight]

I guess I know who's running the show: Old Dirty Men.

Well, I'd say it's about the consumers... teens and young adults are constantly targeted, but who's got more money? Seniors. What do they need to buy? Not terribly much.

Now, if you're a senior with a house and retirement funds, what might you give thousands of dollars for that you don't have?

 

[Roland Delacroix]

Can I order the Holmes model in peach? Or is sexy black all they have available? That would look funny on me, but still might be worth it, hmmm.........

 

[BigFreekinGoblinoid]

Something smells VERY very funny about this article. Not experimenting with Human tissue yet huh?

cut and pasted from the article:
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"The scientists had only been successful in growing the erectile tissues of rabbit penises -- not the entire organ -- and in all cases the erect member had the reduced firmness of a 60-year-old against that of a more virile 30-year-old."
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So - how old do rabbits live now?

 

[Grazzt]

Ahem! Gentlemen! Gentlemen!

Must I remind you that this is a forum for the general discussion of d20 roleplaying games? This is clearly off topic.

Right you are...I inserted an "[OT]" in the title. Now all is good.

 

[Darkness]

All we need now is for some anime porn producer to get the idea to irradiate dozens of these things in one of his movies, which of course would grow to kraken tentacle length and whip around maliciously.

Haven't "anime porn producers" used things like these already?

 

[Xarlen]

Rabbits live maybe 4 years, I think.

Been a LOOONG time since I raised 'em.

 

[Cerubus Dark]

Yes, you got it, this means that two women could combine genetic material to produce a child (always female, as well) who was as much a child of both of them as a naturally-born child would be.

Good God man, the last thing we need is a tribe of pissed off amazons around "that time of the month" every male in a tri state area would be killed. Either that or the giant test tube manhoods would crush us to death after gaining super powers.

 

[BOZ]

ROFL

i might as well laugh until this one gets shut down.