[OT] This scares me

Munin

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Science scares me sometimes. Just when I thought that the male sex couldn't get any more useless, they go off and grow our main organ in a test tube.
 
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Didn't you know?

We're already obsolete.

There's a procedure that strips the cell body from an egg cell and replaces it with an enzyme that causes it to be recognized as a sperm by another egg cell.

Yes, you got it, this means that two women could combine genetic material to produce a child (always female, as well) who was as much a child of both of them as a naturally-born child would be.

The only reason this procedure hasn't gotten more publicity is that the men have kept the funding from going to human trials. They use it occasionally in livestock.
 

All we need now is for some anime porn producer to get the idea to irradiate dozens of these things in one of his movies, which of course would grow to kraken tentacle length and whip around maliciously.
 

Yessiree, John Wayne Bobbit.

Parents are cruel, aren't they?


My first reaction is Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww .

My second reaction is "Quick! We need a union! We'll be forced out of business!"


But then I realize that they can only replicate IT partially. And it's all about how you use it, not how much you have :D

And besides, there have been enhancement ads out on the Internet since before Al Gore put his pen down.

TWK
But they succeeded in reattaching Mr Bobbit's.
 

Does that mean more realistic sex toys are coming?


Dr Midnight said:
.......would grow to kraken tentacle length and whip around ....

Hmmm combining the fun of whips with.....well nevermind.





By the way, you really need an angelic smileyface with a halo. :D
 

Gee.

First, we get the Rogain pill. Then we get the Viagra pill. Now we get a way to reconstruct phalli.

I guess I know who's running the show: Old Dirty Men. :D
 


Dr Midnight said:
All we need now is for some anime porn producer to get the idea to irradiate dozens of these things in one of his movies, which of course would grow to kraken tentacle length and whip around maliciously.

didn't legend of the overfiend already accomplish that? ;)
 

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