Degrees...
As long as we're throwing out what worthless pieces of paper we have managed to receive...
B.S. Physics, Specialization in Astrophysics
Undeclared - Philosophy (My dad used to be a Philosophy professor and taught us kids at home, so I had the equivalent of a philosophy degree before I got halfway through high school - I also found I hated the stuff and stayed away from it in college even though I could have coasted to a degree)
Subjects in which I do not have a degree but have the rough equivalent of a minor:
Computer Science (my senior thesis in Physics was based on a computer modelling program I programmed myself)
Linguistics (I know a lot of language theory and am fluent - to the point of being able to translate "at live speed" in English, German, and Hungarian, with minor knowledge of Russian and Dutch - and yes, I am an American citizen, not a European - for whom fluency in multiple languages is the norm rather than the exception)
Biblical Studies (Took 8 years of religious schooling through my church - which has a lay clergy)
Like anyone cares... ;-)
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