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[Turlogh]

I saw the Rumble last year, it was great. Can't see it this year though .
Look forward to any recaps.

I would like it not to be too predictable (not likely).
My Hopes (not predictions):
Womans title- Trish

Tag- Spike and Tazz (Dudleys getting boring)

Euro- would be happy either way, but they should beat the hell out of each other first.

Rumble- I would like Kane to win (yeah right ) but expect Triple H or Austin to win.

Championship Match- would like Jericho to win in a good hard fought and clean match.

Flair/McMahon- Expect Flair, want McMahon to win, just cause.
Question: Any news about Chris Beniot??

 

[Triple H]

I just had a bad thought. What if they do the whole"Outsider appears in street clothes" routine like when the nWo first appeared. Grr I hiope some creativity is around the WWF.

Chris is doing full body excercise and is no longer in pain

So I will be posting nay news and rumors as I get them as welas a play by play of the rumble with my own little commentary with it Cannot wait for Raw tomorrow. Als, I am soooo going to mark out when I hear Mr. Perfects theme. I will feel 10 years old again. I LOVE that guy He is the reason I want to be a wrestler

 

[Upper_Krust]

Also, I am soooo going to mark out when I hear Mr. Perfects theme. I will feel 10 years old again. I LOVE that guy He is the reason I want to be a wrestler

Mate...you are a wrestler!

 

[Triple H]

I amy be a wrestler but I am no where NEAR his level

Ok Royal Rumble Review in progress...

WWF Royal Rumble Opener:
The Royal Rumble started off with a historic video package to hype up tonight's event. The World Wrestling Federation, as always, did a tremendous job with the opening video.

In the arena:
In the arena, the fireworks went off and Kid Rock's song "Cocky" played inside the arena as Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler kicked off the show on commentary!


World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championship Match
The Dudley Boyz vs. Spike Dudley and Tazz (c)

The music of the Dudley Boyz hit in the arena and they made their way out as the challengers for the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Titles along with Stacy Keibler! The Dudleys attacked Tazz and Spike right as they got in the ring and the Dudleys battled with Tazz on the outside of the ring and they gave him a double team neck breaker on the outside. Bubba then got in the ring with Spike Dudley and the Dudleys gave him a double team neck breaker, but in the ring. Spike Dudley was wearing a neck brace, and then Bubba picked Spike up and gave him a one man neck breaker. Stacy looked on from the ringside area as D-Von got on the apron, waiting for the tag. Bubba pulled the neck brace off of Spike Dudley and then he gave him another neck breaker. Bubba yelled at Spike and then Bubba gave Spike a suplex and then he made the tag to D-Von Dudley.

D-Von got in the ring with a shot to the back of the neck on Spike Dudley, and Tazz was fighting to get to the apron. D-Von slammed Spike down to the mat and then he went off the ropes and snapped his neck, Mr. Perfect style. D-Von went over and made the tag to Bubba as the fans chanted "We want tables!" and Bubba gave Spike Dudley a brain buster suplex. Bubba picked Spike up and went for another suplex, but Spike got out of it and he hooked Bubba in the Dudley Dog, but Spike was so banged up that he was unable to crawl over to make the pin. Spike tried to make the tag and D-Von got in the ring and distracted the referee was Spike made the tag, and he didn't officially get the tag. The Dudleys then gave Spike a double team flap jack as the referee yelled at Tazz to get out of the ring. D-Von Dudley went to the top rope and he came off with a flying headbutt, but Spike was able to move out of the way.

The Dudleys went to knock Spike down from both sides with a double clothesline, but the Dudleys nailed each other and took each other down. Spike then made the tag and Tazz got in the ring with a series of clotheslines on the Dudleys and then he took Bubba down and then he gave D-Von a Tazzplex and then one to Bubba. Tazz got D-Von in a northern lights suplex pin for a two count. Bubba whipped Tazz into the corner and Tazz gave Bubba an elbow and then Spike came off the top rope with a cross body on Bubba. Tazz kicked Bubba in the face and then Spike hooked Bubba and gave him the Dudley Dog once again! Stacy got on the apron and Spike shoved her stuff and Tazz went over and put her in the Tazzmission until D-Von broke it up. Spike went for the Dudley Dog on D-Von, but D-Von tossed Spike to the outside of the ring to counter it and then Tazz got D-Von in the Tazzmission to get the win!


Winners and still WWF Tag Team Champions, Tazz and Spike Dudley

Match Ratin-**3/4 Good action and good psycology on the neck. Not too garbagy. A clean finsih is always goo

 

[Triple H]

Wow talk about getting the championships outta the way

Backstage:
Lilian Garcia was shown with Edge, and Edge cut her off, and Edge said that Regal talks a great game about how he's been fighting on the street since a teenager, and how the blood flows through his veins. They can have a fight like that if they want to, but they aren't going to. Edge went and got a steel chair, and that's what he used to break Regal's nose and lay him out on Smackdown!. If Regal wants to play dirty, Edge can play with the best of them. Don't want to gamble with the devil? Well tonight, sunshine, Edge says the devil gets burnt.


World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Championship Match

William Regal vs. Edge

William Regal's music hit in the arena and he made his way out and the referee searched around for the brass knuckles, but he couldn't find them. The fans went nuts for Edge, and Jim Ross pointed out that since 1992, the Intercontinental Title has changed hands five times. William Regal checked Regal's tights for the brass knuckles, and he found them! Well that is definetly a shocker. The referee got rid of them and Edge went at it with Regal with some right hands and a series of clotheslines. Edge whipped Regal into the corner and then he gave him a back body drop out of the corner. Edge stomped away on Regal down in the corner and then Edge slammed Regal's face into the mat. Regal then got up and he knocked Edge down with a hard knee to the head and the fans started chanting "Regal sucks!" Regal gave Edge some left hands and then some shots to the back. Regal went for a European uppercut, but Edge countered into a back slide and a pin for a two count. Regal then came back with a
european uppercut and then he got Edge in a reverse chin lock in the ropes.

The referee was there to make the count, and he broke it up. Regal hooked Edge from behind and gave him a nasty modified German suplex and the referee was there to check on Edge as he 'landed on his head.' Moer like his back but still a nasty move. Regal then went over and pinned Edge, but he only got a two count, and then a few more pins, but all he could get are two counts. Regal then drove his knees right into the face of Edge and then he went back to the pins. Regal used Edge's arms against him to force him to choke himself and he rammed his knee into Edge's back. Regal grabbed Edge and hooked him in a butterfly position, but Edge powered out of it and he gave Regal a back body drop and a pin, but Regal held on and he kicked out and gave Edge a double arm power bomb and then a pin for a two count. Regal then went off the ropes and gave Edge a shot to the head and then he gave Edge a knee to the head as he was trying to get back into the ring after falling to the apron. Edge fell down to the outside of the ring and referee Nick Patrick started the count. Regal grabbed Edge by the hair to pull him onto the apron and then he went for a double arm underhook power bomb on the apron, but Edge countered it and gave Regal a DDT on the apron!

The referee started the count and Edge picked Regal up and rolled him into the ring and he pinned him, but Edge's legs were under the ropes and Regal got his foot on the rope. Edge whipped Regal into the corner and Regal put on the brakes and then the two men bumped into each other to knock each other down and out. The referee once again started the count, but on both men and in the ring. Both men got up at the count of seven and the two brawled and Edge knocked Regal down with a reverse elbow and then Edge knocked Regal down with a heel kick and then Edge gave Regal a suplex and then a pin for a two count. Edge went for the Edge-o-Matic, but Regal countered it and gave him a modified German right onto his head. Edge quickly got up and fired through Regal with a clothesline and then he pinned him for a two count. Edge then went for the DDT, but Regal countered it into the Regal Stretch, and Edge tried to get to the ropes and he did just that. The referee was forced to break the hold and Regal pulled Edge towards the middle of the ring, but Edge pulled Regal down with a drop toe hold and then he put Regal in the STF, but Regal got to the ropes to break it up.

Edge then gave Regal a drop kick into the ropes and then he rolled him up from behind in a pin for a two count. Edge then went to the ring apron and he climbed up to the top rope, but Regal went over and knocked him down and gave him some left hands. Regal then climbed up and he hooked Edge in a double arm underhook, but Edge tossed Regal down to the mat. Edge then came off the top rope with a spinning heel kick to knock Regal down and Regal reached into his tights and got a some knucks out and Edge went to spear Regal, but Regal pulled the referee in front of him and Edge nailed the referee and Regal. With the referee down, Edge went over to pick up Regal, but Regal nailed Edge in the head with the brass knucks to knock him down and out and then Regal rolled over and pinned Edge and the referee got up and counted a three count in favor of William Regal!


Winner and new WWF Intercontinental Champion, William Regal
The Aftermath:

Michael Cole caught up with Regal and asked him how he could justify that, and Regal said that he's been blessed with a gift. The power of the punch, it's a gift and a blessing! Thank you, thank you!

Match Rating-Good god that felt like a long match. I give it * for the length and the pace. This was slow and unintresting. But I did like a lot of the movesWell I really did not see Regal winning given WWF logic but the guy is due. Good luck Regal. See lissing yur bosses ass means you too can win a promotion.

 

[Triple H]

Ah the Womans title match. I ahve been soooo looking forward to this


World Wrestling Federation Women's Championship Match

Referee: Jacqueline

Jazz vs. Trish Stratus

Jackie's music hit in the arena and she made her way out as the referee for this next contest, and then Jazz came out as the challenger for the Women's Title against Trish Stratus! Trish came out, and her hand was taped up. She is channeling Chyna here. remember the notorious thumb injury? OH MY GAWD. She got in the ring and Jazz attacked her as she got in the ring. Trish had a hard time getting her jacket off and Jazz hammered away on Trish. Jazz whipped Trish off the ropes and gave her a back body drop and then she rolled her over in the ring and gave her a big splash and then a pin for a one count. Trish then got Jazz in a sunset flip for a pin, but Jazz countered into a pin of her own and the two countered each other and then Jazz nailed Trish in the back of the head with a forearm. Now there is a way to kill reversals Jazz then gave Trish a hot shot onto the ropes and then Jazz stomped on the hand of Trish Stratus. Jazz gave Trish a leg drop and then she pinned her for a two count. Jazz pulled Trish's arm onto the ropes and pulled on it and the Jackie started the count.

Jazz did it once again and then Jazz argued with Jackie. The two got into a shoving contest and then Trish went to roll Jazz up, but Jazz pinned Trish, but she only got a two count as Jackie took a while to make the count. Jazz then argued with Jackie and then Trish gave Jazz a face buster and then Jazz pulled Trish down to the mat by the arm. Jazz went for a back body drop, but Trish got out of it and she gave Jazz the Stratusfaction and then a pin for a two count as Jazz countered it into a pin of her own for a two count. Jazz then gave Trish Stratus a DDT and then a pin, but she only got a two count! Jazz whipped Trish into the corner and then Jazz gave Trish a clothesline in the corner and then Jazz whipped Trish to the other side of the ring and Trish kicked Jazz in the face and then Trish gave Jazz a bulldog and then a pin for a three count to get the win!


Winner and still WWF Women's Champion, Trish Stratus

Match Rating-** and that is for making a somewhatt watchable match. This though will NOT redeem this title in the slightest. Only in womans matches is the bulldog a legitamate finisher in Americain wrestler Good effort but ultimatly not memorable.

 

[Triple H]

Its time for the -WHOOOO!- I said its time for-WHOOOOOO!- for the match between the owners. Ric Flair vs Vince McManiac


Street Fight
Ric Flair vs. Vince McMahon

Ric Flair's music hit in the arena and he made his way out to the ring as the co-owner of the World Wrestling Federation for a Street Fight against his other co-owner, Vince McMahon!

The fans went nuts in favor of Ric Flair, and his son and his daughter were shown in the crowd. Vince McMahon came out, and he was jacked up, big time! hm and speaking of steroids....WOW!

Flair stood face to face with Vince in the ring, and the fans yelled "Woooo!" Vince and Flair exchanged words and the two locked it up in the center of the ring and Flair powered Vince into the corner and Vince shoved Flair down to the mat. Vince posed to show that he's more pumped than Flair and the fans booed.

The two locked it up once again and Vince got Flair in a side headlock and Vince wrenched away on Flair. Flair whipped Vince off the ropes and Vince came back with a hard shoulder block to knock Vince down. Vince once again posed and then the two locked it up once again and Flair took Vince down by the leg and then he stomped him as he was down. Flair backed Vince into the corner and gave him some body shots and then he strutted and Vince kicked Flair in the mid section. Not liking this domination stuff so far. Come on Flair!!!

Vince gave Flair some shoulder blocks in the corner and then he gave him a reverse elbow to knock him down. Vince picked Flair up and then Vince chopped Flair across the chest and then Flair backed Vince into the corner and Flair chopped the living hell out of Vince! HELL YEAH!!!!

Flair strutted and then Vince raked Flair in the eyes. Vince whipped Flair into the corner and Vince knocked Flair down with a clothesline and then Vince whipped Flair into the corner and Flair flipped over the corner to the apron and then Vince knocked Flair down from the apron. God i wish I could do that. Especially at 53!!!

Vince then got out of the ring and grabbed a "KEEP OFF" sign and nailed Ric Flair with it a couple times. Vince knocked Flair into the security fence and then Vince went under the ring and got some weapons out. Trash can lid and a trash can. Vince then nailed Ric Flair with a trash can and then Flair did a nose dive in the aisle way and Flair has been busted opened! Vince gave Ric Flair some right hands and then he slammed Ric into the steel post. Vince then whipped Ric into the steel steps and then Vince gave Ric Flair a body slam at ringside. Vince then took the camera from Flair's daughter and then Vince took a picture of himself and then a picture of a bloodied up Flair.

Vince then tossed the camera back to Flair's daughter, and then Vince talked the trash as he kicked Flair's ass. Vince rolled Ric Flair back into the ring and then he knocked him down and grabbed one of his legs and gave him an elbow to the inner leg. Vince held onto Ric Flair's leg and he held him in somewhat of an ankle lock and Ric's shoulders were down and the referee counted a one count. Vince then pulled Ric Flair to the apron and slammed his leg into the ring apron. Vince pulled Ric to the ring post and he slammed his left leg into the ring post a couple times. Vince then pulled Ric Flair to the middle of the ring and he grabbed him by his right leg and then he put him in the figure four leg lock! Now that is how you get heel heat. Bravo!!

Ric's shoulders were down, and Vince got a two count and Vince put more pressure on Ric and the fans got behind Ric Flair and Vince got another two count. Ric Flair turned Vince over and Vince crawled out of the ring and limped around the ring. Vince got a lead pipe and he brought it into the ring and he went to crack Ric Flair in the head with it, but Ric gave Vince a low blow!

Vince then rolled out of the ring in pain and Ric went after him. Ric chopped Vince McMahon across the chest a number of times and then he gave him a hard right hand. Ric chopped Vince once again and then he gave him another hard right hand. Ric then slammed Vince's head into the security wall and then he took the top off of the Spanish announcer's table and then he nailed Vince in the head with a monitor and the fans went nuts! Ric then watched what he did in the monitor and then Ric chopped Vince across the chest again and then he gave him a number of hard right hands and then he rolled him back into the ring. Ric then grabbed Vince by the leg and he pulled Vince in front of his kids, and he bit Vince and his daughter took pictures! Ric then chopped Vince and then he rolled him back into the ring. Vince begged off, but that's going to do him no good. Ric gave Vince a number of hard right hands to the head and then he gave him a low blow. Ric Flair then grabbed the lead pipe and he cracked Vince right in the head with it! Ric then grabbed Vince by the leg and he put him in the figure four leg lock and Vince didn't want to give up, but he tapped out to the figure four!


Winner - Ric Flair

Match Rating-*** For nostalgia and just seeing Vince tap out to a legend I dont know what the hell they are doing writing wise but seeing Flair win brought a tear to my eye. The man is a living legend and I salute him. Great action and drama. loved the Figure Four spots. The sports entertainment with the daughter was even good. Surprised the y did not use David Flair and Shane but hey what are ya going to do?? I also liked the noo run ins. Kinda like Vinces wrestlmania match without family. Loved it.

 

[Triple H]

Sorry about not getting the backstage elements but Stephanie was on and suddenly my sandwich-o-meter went off.

Oh man here it is. the World Title Match



World Wrestling Federation Undisputed Championship Match

The Rock vs. Chris Jericho

The Rock's music hit in the arena and he made his way out to the ring as the challenger for the Undisputed Championship against Chris Jericho!

The fans went NUTS for The Rock, and he's ready for a fight! Chris Jericho then came out, and it's all on the line!

The Rock and Chris Jericho stood face to face, and Chris said stuff to The Rock, and then The Rock started to talk, but Chris put his hand on The Rock's face and then he told him to just bring it. Heck yeah man. Now that is a classic heel. The Rock then went at it with Chris Jericho with a number of right hands and then a Samoan drop and then a pin for a two count.

Chris Jericho then bailed to the outside of the ring and The Rock got out of the ring and went after him. Chris ran around the ring and then he got in the ring and went off the ropes and The Rock got in the ring and speared Chris Jericho down to the mat and then he gave him a number of right hands. The Rock then whipped Chris off the ropes and Chris came back with a kick to the chest and then a flying forearm and then some right hands. Chris backed The Rock into the corner and gave him a right hand and then a whip into the corner and a clothesline. Chris whipped The Rock to the other side of the ring and he went for a shoulder block, but The Rock moved out of the way.

Chris went sailing into the ring post and then The Rock slammed Chris down to the mat, face first. Chris knocked The Rock down and then he kicked away on him as he was down on the mat. Chris backed The Rock into the corner and chopped away on him and the fans chanted "Jericho sucks!"

Jericho knocked The Rock down with a spinning heel kick and then he pinned him for a two count. Chris hooked The Rock in a front face lock and then he gave him a suplex and then an arrogant pin for a two count. God I love that thing

Chris then went to the corner and he undid the top turnbuckle and tossed it to the outside of the ring. The Rock then nailed Chris Jericho with a series of right hands and then he went for a clothesline, but Chris avoided it and he went for the Walls of Jericho on The Rock, but The Rock used his leg strength to take down the Champion. Chris quickly got up and took The Rock down and then he gave him a baseball slide as he was on the mat.

Chris gave The Rock a number of right hands as he was down on the mat and then Chris went to the top rope and came off with a missile drop kick and then a pin for a two count. Chris then got The Rock in a reverse chin lock to wear him down and the referee was there to check on The Rock. God I hate these though.

The Rock powered out of it and he gave Chris some shots to the mid section and then some right hands and he went off the ropes, but Chris knocked him down with a reverse elbow. Chris Jericho then headed to the top rope and The Rock bounced into the ropes to knock Chris Jericho down and then The Rock gave Chris Jericho some right hands as he straddled the top rope. The Rock then hooked Chris in a front face lock and gave him a super plex and both men were down on the mat and the referee started the count. Sweet move and execution. Made sense too.

Both men got up and The Rock gave Chris Jericho some right hands and then Chris kicked The rock and he whipped him, but The Rock countered and tossed Chris across the ring. The Rock pinned Chris Jericho, but he only got a two count. Chris whipped The Rock into the corner and then he gave him a bulldog out of the corner. Chris then hit The Rock with the lionsault. Chris gave The Rock another lionsault, and then he pinned The Rock, but he only got a two count! Chris Jericho couldn't believe it and he argued with the referee. Chris and Earl got in a shoving contest and then Chris went to the second rope and waited for The Rock to get up and he came off the ropes with a drop kick, but The Rock caught him and put him in the Sharpshooter in the middle of the ring! SWEET!!!! Loved the two lionsaults but really that move only works on cruiserweigths. Also i dont kie anyone using that move after the latest accident here

Lance Storm came out and distracted the referee, and Chris tapped out, but the referee was distracted. Christian then stormed to the ring and The Rock went at it with him and he knocked him to the outside of the ring and then Chris Jericho put The Rock in the Rock Bottom and then he pinned him for a two count! By God, near fall! Where the hell is Test??? And I am sick of hering by GAWD by J.R. But nice move by Jericho and nice heat from the NEW 4 horsemen

Another referee came out and chased Christian and Lance Storm out of the arena and Chris went off the ropes and splashed The Rock, back first and then he set The Rock up for the people's elbow. Chris went for it, but The Rock nipped up and tossed Chris to the outside of the ring! The Rock then slammed Chris Jericho's head into the steel steps and then The Rock took the cover off of the announcer's table and he took the monitors out and then Chris slammed The Rock into the Spanish announcer's table a couple times. Chris then pulled The Rock onto the Spanish announcer's table and he went for the Rock Bottom on The Rock, but The Rock battled out of it and he gave Chris Jericho the Rock Bottom through Ross and Lawler's announcer's table! By GOD, it's a car wreck! Man Jim Ross is shilling like Tony Shivaonne

Chris looked to have hurt the back of his head and The Rock picked Chris Jericho up and rolled him into the ring. The Rock then pinned Chris Jericho in the ring, but he only got a two count! Chris got up and The Rock went for the Rock Bottom, but Chris battled out of it and Chris Jericho pulled The Rock down to the mat in the Walls of Jericho, and he got it on! YESS!!. i seriously am biting my nails here folks.

The Rock didn't want to tap out, and he tried to get to the ropes, and he did just that! The Rock then rolled Chris Jericho up with an inside cradle, but he only got a two count. Nice spot I must say. Chris then got up and kicked The Rock as he was down and then he gave The Rock some right hands. Chris whipped The Rock off the ropes and The Rock came back with a flying clothesline, but he hit the referee. Chris Jericho then used a Championship belt on The Rock and then he called for someone to come out to the ring, and it's referee Nick Patrick! Chris then pinned The Rock, but he only got a two count and the fans went nuts in favor of The Rock! OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS MATCH! Chris Jericho got angry and argued with Nick Patrick, but then he went back to work on The Rock. The Rock hooked Chris in a DDT and then he pinned him, but Nick Patrick wouldn't count the pin! The Rock got angry at the referee and he got up and gave him the Rock Bottom! The Rock then gave Chris Jericho the spinebuster and then he gave him the people's elbow and then a pin, but there's no referee!

The Rock tried to wake Earl Hebner up and Chris Jericho gave The Rock a low blow and then he slammed him into the exposed turnbuckle and then he pinned him with his feet on the ropes and Earl counted the three count, due to the fact that he didn't see Jericho's feet on the ropes! YES<YES<YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Winner and still Undisputed WWF Champion, Chris Jericho


Match Rating-**** great match. The chin lock deducted points and Jr got on my nerves but awesome match. Great to see Jerichos henchmen get involved. But...Jericho is probably dead come No Way Out.

 

[Triple H]

I will be doing the Rumble in tens.

The first ten are:

(1) Rikishi
(2) Goldust
(3) Boss Man
(4) Bradshaw

Bradshaw went after all three. Rikishi gave Bossman the stinkface in the corner and then eliminated him over the top rope.

(5) Lance Storm

6) Al Snow Fans chanted we want head and Goldust is still in there. Boring so far.

Bradshaw flattened Storm with a vicious lariat. The match continued to be at a standstill.

(7) Billy Gunn Time to pick up the match. Maybe the fans there are smarter then me. they were ot chanting we want head for Al but ol' Billy. Lot of dead weight in here. Too much going on.

Storm and Snow suplexed each other over the top rope, but each landed on he ring apron. Snow eliminated Storm with a sidekick, knocking him off the apron to the floor. God Job AL!!

Gunn eliminated Bradshaw as Bradshaw was going after Goldust.

(7) Undertaker And your official ring eliminator is...

Taker punched Gunn, rammed Snow into the turnbuckle, then eliminated Goldust , Snow , and Gunn . Damn good job Jeff! Did not think he would actually do it in less then a minute

(8) Matt Hardy (w/Lita).

Taker grabbed Matt by the throat, so Lita leaped off the top rope. Taker caught her by the throat, also. He dropped Matt. Lita kicked Taker low. Matt gave Taker a neckbreaker. They stomped away at him in center-ring. Matt tried to eliminate Taker, but he couldn't get him off his feet. Yeah them Texans sure got that beer gut down pat. LOL

9- Jeff Hardy(predictable)Jeff Hardy blocked the suplex and the Hardys double teamed the Undertaker! Lita got in the ring and assisted the two, and the Hardys are back together! The Hardys then hugged and they whipped the Undertaker into the corner and the Undertaker fired out of the corner with a clothesline on both men. The Undertaker tossed Jeff to the outside, but Jeff held onto the ropes. Funny how there is a story to this.

The Undertaker then went to dump Matt, but Jeff nailed the Undertaker in the head. Matt took the Undertaker down with the Twist of Fate and then Jeff came off the top rope with the swanton bomb! The Hardys went for the Poetry in Motion, but the Undertaker caught Jeff and dumped him to the outside. The Undertaker then knocked Matt down and then he gave him the Last Ride in the middle of the ring! The Undertaker then flicked Matt Hardy to eliminate him, and it's time for another dog, and it's

10.- Maven.

Poor Maven. Maven got in the ring and the Undertaker knocked him down and he went to eliminate Maven, but Lita got on the apron. The Undertaker shoved her down and then the Hardys got in the ring and hammered away on the Undertaker! The Undertaker fought them off and he slid Jeff to the outside of the ring. The Undertaker talked trash and then Maven knocked the hell out of the Undertaker with a drop kick to eliminate him! HOLY GOD!!! I am marking out! That was soo fing cool there are not words to describe. GO MAVEN GO!

 

[Triple H]

Sorry Maven was actually 11(11) Maven



(12) Scotty 2 Hotty

Taker threw Maven back into the ring, then punched Scotty before he could get to the ring. Taker then returned to the ring to continue his beating on Maven, who was bleeding from the forehead. This whole Taker-Maven sequence has been very well booked, getting Taker over as an sore loser and a bully. Taker dragged Maven into the lower deck and beat on him among the fans. Taker dragged Maven into the concession area.

(13) Christian

Taker threw Maven threw the glass window of the popcorn stand. Fans surrounded Maven and cheered. Taker ate some popcorn and walked away. Meanwhile, in the ring Christian stood in center ring showing off his European Title belt. He laid on the top rope a la Shawn Michaels and looked to the crowd shrugging his shoulders. Scotty finally made it to the ring, having recovered sufficiently from Taker's attack in the aisle.

(14) Dallas Page

Scotty gave Christian the Worm. Page threw Scotty out of the ring. Hm the Royal Rumble on the apron has the letter M emphasized. You dont think...

(15) Chuck Palumbo

Chuck and Christian beat on Page at 47:00.
Thrilling as it sounds
(16) Godfather

Godfather came out with four hos, then he went back and got four more. He then returned to the back and brought four more out with him. Lawler joked that Godfather now owns an escort service. But remember, he's not a pimp. Godfather sported an updated look as pimp fashion has changed a lot since he was last around. Rigth...

(17) Albert

In the ring at this point were Albert, Chuck, Christian, and Godfather. Oh yeah baby we got some main eventers there.





(18) Perry Saturn bunch of brawling.

(19) Steve Austin(Here we go!)

Austin eliminated Christian , Saturn , and Chuck . Austin then dragged Christian back into the ring and beat on him, then dragged Chuck back into the ring and beat on him. He threw both of them over the top rope twice each. Austin then sat on the top rope and chanted "What?" with the fans as the clock counted down to the next entrant. Jeez this shows how weak the WWF midcard is. They were beat on like they were Austins ho's.

(20) Val Venis

Val did the male stripper gimmick, contradicting official comments from WWF channels that he would be dropping the gimmick (I guess they meant in the long run). Austin stomped away at Val, and for each stomp fans chanted "What?!" They fought back and forth.