I think Hollywood should stop doing remakes of old movies. As a stupid, red-state midwesterner my brain hurts from their complicated plots.
They should remake recent remakes. That way, I already know the plot from seeing the movie 2 or 3 times before. They should definitely strip out any big words and take any movie set in the past and update it to the present. And add lots of explosions and car chases and fart jokes and talking animals. Make sure the main hero gets the girl in the end and kills the bad guy.
Ok, maybe they should make the occasional original movie, but only if its a sequel (or better yet, prequel!). And they should roll out whatever old director or actor made the original good--I love seeing famous people's mid-life crisis projects!
Oh yeah, and find a bunch of foreign movies and remake them--I don't want to have to read subtitles or deal with dubs. Make sure you replace all the original actors with hip, vat-grown SoCal hotties and change the dialogue so its mostly American slang.
