*nana-nana-nana-nana* ... Long Post!
Because I'm a big sucker for debates on these sorts of things, my reponse:
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1)
Your Batman-style avenger of unjust in the night paladin actually may not have been a paladin at all. According to the code of conduct and alignment, the paladin should have worked WITH the law of the town.
They fight injustice, he fights injustice - I see no conflict of interest. Nothing about a paladin says they have to work hand-in-hand with anyone. Particularly if he could easily get into places they couldn't.
If the said system was corrupt, they would have started by cleaning up the law system first, then moving on.
First - not necessarily. Also? Yes.
The type of paladin you describe, that use their detect evil ability to see if someone is evil the kill or arrest them, actually is not abiding by the law, and therefore is not lawful, and therefore gets no powers.
If they were just running around and using Paladin-Radar, then attacking anyone who pinged positive for evil, they I would agree. Detect Evil isn't faultless - it's a nice foot in the door, but it's not the be-all, end-all of spotting bad guys. Also not that individual local laws have no bearing on a paladin's powers. If local law states that you can't wear a red hat on tuesdays, under punishment of imprisonment (say the local duke is red/green colorblind and is terribly insulted by red hats)- a paladin that wears a red hat on tuesday does not lose their abilities.
2)
"Posing as a normal mercenary” I am sorry, but at some time he would have had to lie to keep this a secret, especially amongst a party which he traveled and stayed with for months at a time.
"What's your name?" Reis. Reis Hioun. "What're you doing out here?" I'm traveling. "What do you do, Reis?" I'm a sword for hire. "That's interesting, we could use another sword in this Such-And-Such quest if you'd be interested." Sure.
Problem?
If anyone said, "so Hal, what’s your story?" If he said anything else other than "I was brought up as a holy warrior of blah, blah, blah." He was lying, and if he lies he breaks the code of conduct, and therefore is forfeits his powers.
Nope. Not every time that someone asks "Hey, 'sup?" are you required to belt out your life's story.
Oh yea, and not saying anything and saying a half truth is just as bad as lying.
No, they're quite different things. Saying nothing is just that.. you say nothing. Telling a half-truth isn't lying as long as you don't say something that is expressly un-true. "Did you kill this guard?" No. (the serving girl killed him, I just watched) <~ was a party to the killing of the guard, but did not kill him; is therefor not lying to that question.
It’s like watching someone murder another person, if you don't say anything to the police, you are just as bad as the other guy.
"Did you steal these loaves of bread?"
(Whole Truth): No, Partholo did to feed the children he takes care of.
(Half-Truth): No.
(Lie): Yes, I did.
3)
Assassin type paladin? Give me a break, it says in the code of conduct that a person must act with honor (and states that poison use is dishonorable).
A) who said anything about poison? B) I said Assassin/Bounty Hunter-For-Good type. I did not say just assassin.
I don't know what your DM says, but assassination is not only unhonorable, but allot of times evil (go back to my using detect evil scenario).
So if I steal into the Evil Overlord's stronghold, bypass his hired guards, disable his traps, and CdG him while he sleeps, after confirming it's the right guy visually and with Detect Evil, then I'm evil? I don't bloody well think so.
A true paladin does not assassinate, but challenges the person to a duel.
Bullfeathers. A paladin can ambush, flank, coup de gras, snipe at, sneak past, or blackjack someone just as freely as the next guy. A paladin does not have to march up openly to every opponent, declare themselves and then challenge said opponent to a right and honorable duel. They have the option to, should they so choose, but it's not
required
If the person does not give himself up for arrest, and does not show up to a duel THEN and only then is the paladin allowed to kill the offending person AND only if the person has been proven guilty of a crime worthy of death.
A paladin is not a parole officer. If I'm a paladin and just stopped some guardsman from brutally raping some peasant girl who was screaming for help, I can beat the sob into a pulp, and turn him in, or I can just pull him off the girl and run him through then and there. If I stop a person from burning down an occupied hospital, I don't have to issue him a subpoena. I just need to stop them.
Remember, a paladin is just as much lawful as good, and believes that the law must be followed and upheld! I think that your "assassin" paladin, according to the book, is forfeit all his powers.
I fail to see where the words "blindly follow" or "without thinking about the situation" apply to a paladin anywhere in the books. Lawful does not equal local laws. Lawful good does not equal lawful stupid.
4)
Lecherous paladin? You know that having affairs and the like is unhonorable, breaks the code, and is forfeit all his powers.
I'm single, she's single - where's the affair? Who says a paladin can't be a horny skirt-chaser? It's not related to his alignment in any way.
5)
Drunken, I don't know how much you get drunk, by alcohol tends to make a person do things they would not normally do, especially if they reach the stage were they could be called "drunk". One slip up and upps, there went all your powers!
One slip up (and it'd have to be a pretty dang -bad- slip up), and there goes your powers. One exp cost-free atonement later, and hey look! They're back again. Also, not all people totally lose all their inhibitions when drunk. And being a bottle-tipper doesn't mean you get totally and utterly 'faced whenever you drink. A paladin who hits the sauce and does his Do-Gooding through a nice comfortable buzz is still a paladin.
6)
Pacifist paladin, must be VERY difficult to remain pacifist when it states in the book that paladins must "punish those that harm or threaten innocents" and trust me, there are a whole bunch of those around.
There are degrees to pacifism, for starters. While I personally wouldn't play a pacifist paladin, the one I've seen done was interesting. Really good diplomacy and sense motive skills, was an absolute
beast when it came to grappling, and could sunder weapons like nobody's buisness.
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If your DM some how changes the rules to be more lenient, that is cool. But in any case, I believe this has significantly proven my case that paladin class is a VERY restrictive class, so restrictive it is not even CLOSE to being core material.
I disagree.