PALADINS!

[TerraDave]

On Thursday, in a huge, come from behind victory Furman (no, you have never heard of it) and specifically the Furman PALADINS, beat the far more prestigious University of Virginia.

Virginia? You mean the Virginia CAVALIERS.

Yes, thats right, the Paladins finally had a chance to show the Cavaliers whose boss.

This really happened.

 

[RangerWickett]

Now I need a supplement with rules for how each class can do neat stuff in various sports.

 

[Ryujin]

It's the stat requirements. Paladins' players are on average superior, as a result.

 

[Lidgar]

Goes to show that nothing beats a good smite. Oh, and saving throws that just…won’t …quit…

 

[TerraDave]

The big upset of the day involved an all feline battle between one of the all time great overachievers against one of the most consistent underachievers in tournament history.

They finally put Princeton and Arizona together, and of course Arizona lost (and it was tigers vs wildcats---not much of a contest).

But PALADINS!

 

[TerraDave]

Oh no, the biggest upset, only the second time a 16 seed beat a 1 seed, involves KNIGHTS.

Almost a pattern.

As for FDU beating the Purdue Boilermakers, just yet more evidence that artificers suck.