Pants!

[Umbran]

There once were some blue jeans in Boston
Being chased by the guy who'd lost 'em.
Onlookers were stunned
That garments could run
But they ought, for what they had cost 'im.

 

[Pants]

Is this some sort of sick, demented joke? I for one am appalled, outraged, and flabbergasted.

Haikus do not scare me. I have never been, nor will I ever be on dave_o's head. I am not standing next to Crothian. No one has ever 'lost' me (unfortunately, I can't say the same about myself...).

However, I will say that I have never met Hal and I am positive that he's never worn me. Well... there was that one time in Toledo, but I shant speak of that...

 

[Umbran]

I for one am appalled, outraged, and flabbergasted.

Hm. Shouldn't you instead be drycleaned, pressed, simonized, and/or scotchguarded?


I think "Flabbergasted Gaberdeen" would be a good name for a band.

 

[Maerdwyn]

I need no pants.

 

[Dirigible]

Unfortunatly, no-one can be told where my pants are. You have to... see them.

Red zipper or blue zipper?

 

[Tinker Gnome]

I remember this one story, I believe it was a Dr. Sues one(Is that what all the references here are from?) in which there were some pants who had no owner. That story scared me cause i always imagined that the pants were goting to pop out of some dark place.

 

[SpringPlum]

1am is the magic hour. At 1am, these pants come off.

 

[Tinker Gnome]

1am is the magic hour. At 1am, these pants come off.

Sometimes I wake up and find that someone has stolen my pants.

 

[Cthulhu's Librarian]

I find your lack of pants disturbing.

http://www.favorites.com/~bailey/pants.html

 

[Umbran]

Or, to quote a White Wolf splatbook:

"Damn the pants!"