Pants!

[Gnarlo]

Do not try and wear the pants. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

What truth?

There are no pants.

 

[Dirigible]

No, don't play the Pants game with the Matrix!

Play the Pudding game instead.

"Tell me, Mizzzzzter Anderson... how do you plan to eat your pudding, when you... can't... open... your... mouth?"

 

[Ashwyn]

No, don't play the Pants game with the Matrix!

Play the Pudding game instead.

"Tell me, Mizzzzzter Anderson... how do you plan to eat your pudding, when you... can't... open... your... mouth?"

I don't want to know the answer to that.

 

[Valanthe the Sleepless]

My pants are on my head, where they belong.

Hehe, reminds me of Pants on Head.

http://www.pantsonhead.com/

 

[Desdichado]

It's pretty rare that I know where my pants are at 1 am.

 

[Ashwyn]

It's pretty rare that I know where my pants are at 1 am.

Personally, I'd rather know where I am than my pants. Hopefully both are at the same place, but if my pants must be missing, may I at least not myself be lost.