Paranoia From D&D

[Pbartender]

But there are no commies in Alpha Complex...

Only The Computer and commies know exactly how many commies there are in Alpha complex. As you are not the Computer, you must be a commie, a traitor, and a spy.

Please report to Fusion Reactor #4 for reassignment to the Charles Darwin Hard Radiation Shielding Test Facility.

Thank You, and Have a Nice Day.

 

[CorditeJimmy]

If only commies and Friend Computer know the number of commies in Alpha Complex, and there are no commies, then if I know this I must be one or the other and I cannot be a commie as there aren't any. It follows then that I must actually be Friend Computer. Any other suggestion would simply be the work of some treasonous secret society member, working against the interest's of Alpha Complex's loyal Citizens.

 

[Pbartender]

If only commies and Friend Computer know the number of commies in Alpha Complex, and there are no commies, then if I know this I must be one or the other and I cannot be a commie as there aren't any. It follows then that I must actually be Friend Computer. Any other suggestion would simply be the work of some treasonous secret society member, working against the interest's of Alpha Complex's loyal Citizens.

There is a third option: You must be a commie who is lying, because we all know that commies are untrustworthy traitors who will do and say anything to destroy The Computer and Alpha Complex.

Communists... Putting the "reason" in treason since 1845.

 

[Kimyou]

Well, I remember, as a teenager, everytime I would watch a movie, I could not stop myself from assigning classes and alignements to every character.

Sometimes, I still do...

If I had a quarter everytime my girlfriend called me a dork for answering a question with a DnD reference, my university tuition would be paid.

 

[Remathilis]

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[Thunderfoot]

There is a third option: You must be a commie who is lying, because we all know that commies are untrustworthy traitors who will do and say anything to destroy The Computer and Alpha Complex.

Communists... Putting the "reason" in treason since 1845.

I am neither a commie nor a mutant, my secret society doesn't allow either!!!
ooops...

 

[Skyscraper]

I also still have an issue with tree stumps.

And people arguing I'm a commie over anything I say.

Man. Gaming takes its toll.

Sky

 

[Theo R Cwithin]

I'm pretty sure I'm a paladin, because I can detect evil auras-- especially those of the families of ex-girlfriends.