Paranoia O.R.C. and P.I.E. Full again

[Rystil Arden]

It is also clear from this photograph that the Team Leader has not kept to the proper hygiene codes as established by the Great Computer for all residents of Alpha Complex. Particularly interesting is the yellow tie. Now, we all know that yellow ties are treasonous, and surely our Team Leader knows this as well and would not wish to commit treason, so this leaves us only one possible--the current clone is colour-blind. I can only recommend that we find a calm, quiet way, in Friend Computer's great wisdom, to switch to a new clone of the Team Leader which does not share this defect.

 

[Piratecat]

I... yes! Yes indeed, I MUST be colorblind, although I never noticed it before! How perspicacious of you, Hygiene Officer, for pointing this out so that I may be improved to serve the Computer better. Perhaps a docbot or R&D has some method of correcting my shortcomings.

Until that happens, however, it's clear that I am unqualified to test the Equipment Officer's new Elastisteel breastplate armor. I would like to, but I think that's it important that a Troubleshooter with an untarnished and squeaky-clean history gain that honor.

You know. Someone like our Communications officer here.

Hygiene Officer, can you please confirm for me that the Recording and Communication Officer is squeaky clean?

 

[Rystil Arden]

Unfortunately, visual confirmation of the Communication Officer's cleanliness in the form of a picture from the official sanctioned forums of the Great Computer was lost in a mysterious crash that destroyed much data important to the Alpha Complex. How curious that a crash should conveniently wipe out data on the Communication Officer. It is almost as if the Communications Officer somehow caused the crash on purpose to prevent a proper Hygienic inspection of her person. Thus, there is treason afoot, and we all know who is to blame--the Equipment Officer! It would seem once again that the equipment under his jurisdiction that he alone is responsible for has been tampered with. Clearly he is ever-vigilant in his duties to the Great Computer to guard the equipment with his life, so as with the Fembot, it arouses suspicion that tampering was allowed to occur without his knowledge.

 

[shaylon]

O great computer! I never meant for the crash to happen. As you know when you are surrounded by treasonous, heartless men and women that are no true friend to the computer it becomes difficult to keep track of everything.

The crash was obviously caused by treasonous hackers, which disrupted communication. I know of no effort on the team leaders part to fix the problem and investigate the issue, so I did what any great friend of the computer with my skillset would do. I recommisioned a new old bot, Spoonybot-Guay series, to interface with you and bring you back online. This worked, although the last 6 months worth of posts were not found by my Spoonybot which can only mean that the communications officer in charge of the backup bot, Veritas-saveme8000 series, is a traitor. I have tried to find the Veritas bot myself but someone has hidden it. You know my creation, Spoonybot, worked hard to interface with you and find those communications, so you know that I am not the traitor!

So as you can see friend computer we have a few facts. One, a yellow tie and a vintage suit, circa 2005. Two, lost communications. Three, tampered fembot last used by Team Leader Piratecat. Finally, we have Spoonybot-Guay series, my recommision and my finest creation! I think it is obvious who the traitor is.

Are you there computer, it's me, Shaylon?

 

[Xath]

O friend computer, it is not as it seems. I had indeed secured back ups of all communications before the crash. However, when the equipment officer ran tests to implement them, he found that the backup communications were "corrupted" and could cause another loss of communication data. Naturally, being the communication and recording officer, I do not know enough about computer equipment to cause such a corruption. The only person to do so would be the equipment officer. I cannot imagine that he would allow such a corruption of my back-up files through negligence in his duties, because such an act would be treasonous.

 

[Crothian]

Anyone playing not like or can't have certain tyoes of candy?

 

[Rystil Arden]

Friend Computer, it would be treasonous to not like any candy provided by the computer, for the computer is perfect, and therefore the candy provided by the computer is perfect. However, I must admit that the hygiene of my companions may be more suspect than my own, and thus they may not have access to process peanuts without adverse hygienic effects that could prove treasonous to Alpha Complex.

 

[shaylon]

Anyone playing not like or can't have certain tyoes of candy?

No restrictions, but I don't like old people candy. Black Jack gum, licorice flavored anything, etc.

 

[Thunderfoot]

Since I am unsure of my role as of yet, I cannot answer in character...
I am allergic to anything coconut based - trust me, I'll know within the hour as I will attempt to remove my skin from my body by scratching it into oblivion. I don't like cherry anything, but most candy is citrus or spice based so that shouldn't be much of a problem.

T-foot, the as of yet unknown NPC#1 player (isn't that an oximoron?), out.

 

[Piratecat]

Friend Compuer, I am allergic to anything higher than my security clearance.