[Pathfinder] Hewligan's Rise of the Runelords: The Hook Mountain Massacre

[Fenris]

Jovik grins up at Danth and Kael. This boy had more lives than a pack of cats. "Nice shot Kael." Says Jovik hopping up. "My thanks to both of you for that one, healing and fire and all. I don;t recommend being inside one of those things though" says Jovik still grinning.

Jovik leans against the wall catching his breath and calls out down the hall

"Big, Fat Mammy had seven stupid sons,
Fat ones, stupid ones, ugly ones, done.
They all fell down the rabbit hole,
Rabbits done killed them, poked them full of holes.
Mammy cried all that day
Till the rabbits killed her too out in the hay."

 

[hewligan]

Jovik leans against the wall catching his breath and calls out down the hall

"...
Till the rabbits killed her too out in the hay."

Are you suggesting a retreat to the barn (the only place with hay)?

Otherwise, get ready for Mamma!

 

[Fenris]

Are you suggesting a retreat to the barn (the only place with hay)?

Otherwise, get ready for Mamma!

OOC: Nah, just riffing on Mammy's opening poem.

 

[Rhun]

Danth calls upon Sarenae and sends healing into the bodies of Jokad and Jovik. The summoned archon flashes through the air to take up a position near Jokad. As it moves, the shoanti feels revitalized by the celestial being's presence.


AC: 22/24 vrs. EVIL, Hit Points: 56/56

Danth channels energy, healing Jovik and Jokad 12 points of damage each

Archon casts Aid on Jokad, giving him +1 attack bonus and 11 extra hit points.



Spells in Effect
- Magic Circle vrs Evil, duration <70 minutes (remember everyone within 10' of Danth gets +2 to AC and Saves vrs EVIL)
- Divine Favor on self, round 9 of 10 (+2 attack and damage bonus)
- Summon Monster III, round 3 of 7

[sblock=Spells Prepared]
- Level 0: Detect Magic, Light, Guidance, Read Magic
- Level 1: Command, Bless, Shield of Faith, Divine Favor + (d) Cure Light Wounds
- Level 2: Deific Vengeance (CD), Hold Person, Lesser Restoration x 2 (normally Resist Energy, Silence) + (d) Heat Metal
- Level 3: Summon Monster III, Magic Circle vrs Evil, Dispel Magic + (d)Searing Light
- Level 4: Restoration x 2 (normally Holy Smite, Summon Monster IV) + (d) Fire Shield
[/sblock]

 

[frostrune]

OOC: Jokad is uninjured at this point so save the healing on me. The 'Aid' spell however is more than welcome

Jokad is raging BTW so don't be surprised when he charges after Mammy if she doesn't show herself pronto...

 

[hewligan]

Jokad see's them emerge. Three zombies, ogre-kin sized, but clearly animated dead, shuffle out of the room and down the corridor towards you.

The first has a useless third leg on his left hip and a pin head. Three arrows still protrude from his chest. The second has an extra nose jutting from his right cheek and a hunched back, his head split by a ranger’s axe. The last's deformities are hard to determine exactly. He appears to have been trampled to death by a charging warhorse (or perhaps squished by a hundred hammer blows) and is now little more than a shambling fleshy bag of broken bones and mashed features that flops about as he moves forward, at the back of the line, to attack.

Following them out of the room is an incredibly corpulent woman ogre-kin with stringy hair and bald patches. Her obesity makes it difficult for her to move far, and it is perhaps that confinement to her bedroom that is the cause of her horrible stench.

She wears a huge red curtain as a shroud, although too much pale, fat, cracked, and stained flesh is visible.

She is flying, hovering behind her zombies, and her shifting image suggests some sort of magical spell has been cast upon her. It makes it almost impossible for Jokad to focus on her, to work out which of the 6 shifting images is the real her, and which are just mirror images of her put in place to confuse.

She screams obscenities, seemingly riled beyond sanity by Jovik's taunts.

"My boys, my boys, my beautiful big boys! Mammy will kills these little snicks. Squish and burn them real bad."

OOC: Pic of her face:

OOC: Actions and initiatives please. They are going to be making full move actions to reach Jokad.

 

[frostrune]

Rd 4

OOC: Figures... INIT 22 Roll Lookup . Jokad is going to delay until after Danth and Kael.


IC: Jokad sees the revolting creatures emerge from the far end of the hall and nearly charges headlong into the giant zombies ready to hack and rend and destroy.

He feels the light of the archon wash over him and for a brief moment his rational mind returns and recognizes the tactical foolishness of that action. As the red veil of rage begins to fall again he wills every fiber of his being to wait. Wait. WAIT! He gnaws the edge of his shield. His muscles flex and knot like springs barely contstrained. WAIT!!! Give the spell-slingers a chance. Let mammy close. WAIT!!!


AC 20 (22 w/ Danth), HPs 97/72

 

[Friadoc]

Kael AC: 20; Mal AC: 26; Spells Remaning - 1: 5; 2: 4; 3: 1

"Big boom coming," shouts Kael as he unleashes a fireball on the ogre-kin's mother. He does his best to figure out the placement to hit the most of her images as possible and, hopefully, help the others figure out where she really is at.

[sblock=ooc]Initiative and Fireball (1d20+5=15, 4d6=11)[/sblock]

 

[frostrune]

[sblock=ooc]Initiative and Fireball (1d20+5=15, 4d6=11)[/sblock]

OOC: Sorry to be nosy into other peoples' mechanics but it looks like you shortchanged yourself on that fireball. Should be 6d6 dmg, right?

And for the record, that is just what I hoped you'd do

 

[hewligan]

OOC: Sorry to be nosy into other peoples' mechanics but it looks like you shortchanged yourself on that fireball. Should be 6d6 dmg, right?

And for the record, that is just what I hoped you'd do

Maybe Kael has a special "Mini Fireball"? A cute version for use around teenagers and hideously obese ogre-kin women?

Otherwise, please roll 2d6 and add it to the above roll.