Philotomy Jurament
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Beware farm animals in dungeons. They're either dangerous monsters in disguise, or they get consumed by gelatinous cubes...ehren37 said:Dude, he touched the torch? What kind of moron does that. He should have had a farm animal pull a string to do it while he hid in another room.

(And bringing tasy farm animal morsels into the dungeon seems like a good way to "ring the dinner bell" for lots of nasty, toothy abominations with well-developed senses of smell...)
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