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Pirate Day? Party Poopers Unite!

Nonlethal Force said:
:lol: Well, at least you're getting your money's worth!



*Where is the emoticon that shakes his head in disbelief? :heh:

Seriously, though ... Can I ask what you do ... and how it went? Because I could see this working in some jobs. But others ... not so much.

"Arrrrr. I object, yur honor. And unless ye be sustaining me objection you'll be walkin' tha plank!" - Not so much...

"Arrr, lads and lasses. Today I be teachin' ya how ta be solving multivariable calculus." - Perhaps.

I'd insert on that I think would legitimately work, but I honestly don't want to accidentally insult someone. So I'll stop while I'm ahead.
How about--"D'arr me hearties. Today we be learnin' 'bout attacks o' opportunity. And any of you scurvy dogs what quotes the FAQ'll be walkin' the plank!--D'arr!"
 

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Nonlethal Force said:
Seriously, though ... Can I ask what you do ... and how it went? Because I could see this working in some jobs. But others ... not so much.

Aye - I be a programmer. Not a lot o' contact with customers, and I didn't even get any calls today.

Me workmates knew it was comin' up - it be the third year I've dressed for the occasion - and they were all looking forward to it!

(Ye'd be amazed how contagious it be - when I went out for lunch today, there be a team o' drunk footballers at the tavern. Weren't long at all afore they were all cursin' and growlin' like a crew o' old sea dogs!)

I also teach martial arts - in a previous year when ITLaPD fell on a trainin' night, I ran the class in fashion piratical...

-Hyp.
 




Arrr, I be goin' t' th' bar an' hittin' on wenches talkin' like me a pirate. I wager none o' you scallies can guess how many times I'll be meetin' a wench's slap.
 

Nonlethal Force said:
"Arrr, lads and lasses. Today I be teachin' ya how ta be solving multivariable calculus." - Perhaps.

I'd insert on that I think would legitimately work, but I honestly don't want to accidentally insult someone. So I'll stop while I'm ahead.
Last year, my Abstract Algebra professor celebrated ITLaPD. Gotta love upper-level math professors...
 

LOL I purposly sought out this thread. This happens every theme day. the old men pull up their breaches and talk about how the internet is ruining us darn kids.

::snicker:: Enworld a serious forum... imagine that
 

Piratecat said:
Well, it was going to. . . :lol:

Yarrr!

Little do you know, the secret reason I'm an admin is so that I can do this once a year. Shhh. Don't tell anyone.

i knew it!
 

hey, did anyone catch WifeSwap yesterday? with the pirate family? :D

who here's got the right "pirattitude"? ;)
 

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