LightPhoenix said:I wager none o' you scallies can guess how many times I'll be meetin' a wench's slap.
Arrr, I'll be takin' that wager, ye seadog.
I'll wager ye take 2d4 slaps from them wenches, b'fore ye be takin' a wee nap, due t' ye be takin' more nonlethal damage than ye've got hitpointes. An' while ye be nappin', me mates'll be shanghai'in' ye, an' ye'll find yerself chained t' an oar, an' rowin' y'r way t' Tortuga!