Pirate Day? Party Poopers Unite!

LightPhoenix said:
I wager none o' you scallies can guess how many times I'll be meetin' a wench's slap.

Arrr, I'll be takin' that wager, ye seadog.

I'll wager ye take 2d4 slaps from them wenches, b'fore ye be takin' a wee nap, due t' ye be takin' more nonlethal damage than ye've got hitpointes. An' while ye be nappin', me mates'll be shanghai'in' ye, an' ye'll find yerself chained t' an oar, an' rowin' y'r way t' Tortuga!
 

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DonTadow said:
LOL I purposly sought out this thread. This happens every theme day. the old men pull up their breaches and talk about how the internet is ruining us darn kids.

::snicker:: Enworld a serious forum... imagine that

Who are you calling old?

I'm but a mere 31. Hardly a third of my life is gone before my eyes. Not even to my glory days yet. Still coming into my mental prime. [I admit physical as left me behind. I'm not fat, but muscles get stiff after activity sometimes]

Old people my foot! :) Back in my day of having to drive uphill both ways to school ...
 

Nonlethal Force said:
But I just have to say that I was drawn here by the promise of this place being for those who want "no talk of pirates" or something like that. The forum's been changed for all of about 20 minutes and I think I'm going to simply not log on for the next 24 hours. Annoying! Even reading the fake forum titles makes my eyes bleed!

Anyone want to sympathize with me? Anyone want to shout me down?

Please, please tell me this will go away in 24 hours!
Well, this is pretty typical of the two "internet holidays", which seem to be specifically designed to be as absolutely annoying and obnoxious as possible.

One is the current "Talk Like a Pirate Day". The other is April Fool's.
 

Arnwyn said:
Well, this is pretty typical of the two "internet holidays", which seem to be specifically designed to be as absolutely annoying and obnoxious as possible.

One is the current "Talk Like a Pirate Day". The other is April Fool's.

Errrr...annoying or not, I think April Fool's Day predates the Internet by quite a bit. Predates Al Gore, even. ;)
 


I woulda dressed up like a pirate had I remembered before 8am that it was Pirate Day and if I wasn't at the front desk meeting people, though the people calling would never have known. :)

I COULD NOT have spoken like a pirate all day though. Don't think I'd hear the end of THAT.
 



BlueBlackRed said:
Well I guess it's better than "Talk like William Shatner Day"...


I. Wonder how. Fast. That. Would get. Annoying.

and yet like that it did in a flash....



I got some more TLaPD instances that would be odd:

"Arrr mam. Me and the men here will be plunderin' yur pipes for any blockages!!"

followed by

"Avast ye scallywags!! I've got me a triple by-pass plunderin of this man's innards! Has anyone seen my 'sterile' hook?!"
 


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