Pirate dress code question

[Mathew_Freeman]

*bursts out laughing*

That is GENIUS!

 

[Enkhidu]

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Arr, just practicin' fer Talk-Like-a-Pirate day....


Arrr!

 

[Djeta Thernadier]

Pirate Fashion...

I say you go with your bad Pirate self and do it the other way! Create a new ,chic, trendy look all the pirates will want to steal!

I can see it now, in the Pirate version of GQ (would that be PQ??)

PQ, 8/03,
Headlines:

Avast! New Fall Fashions be Here, Mateys! Be the First of Ye'r Crew to Steal 'Em
Hot New Ways to Enhance Yer' Booty for Merely a Fraction of 'Yer Booty!
Don't Be Walkin' The Plank in Last Seasons' Ol' Boots! New Looks fer' ye' are In!
Arrrrrr! Me Hair be That of a Scurvy Scalawag! Help!
Shiver me Timbers! Is The Landlubber Look For Ye?
10 Accessories To Bring to Every Pillaging

also inside:
Get That Lass! Turn yer' Crows Nest into yer' "Love Nest"!
Don't Be Marooned Without yer' Copies of the Hottest New Chantys of the Season : PQ Reviews!


Oh man...I could spend all day....Okay...someone with Photoshop , PLEASE make a front cover of PQ ??? Pretty Please!!!


DT

 

[Wombat]

Arrr, an' we be signin' up for this-here most piratical magazine as ye be mench'nin'.

Properly warned be we.

 

[MojoGM]

This is the funniest thread I've seen in awhile.



I'd love to see the cover of PQ if somebody does it.

 

[Hand of Evil]

Re: Pirate Fashion...

I say you go with your bad Pirate self and do it the other way! Create a new ,chic, trendy look all the pirates will want to steal!

I can see it now, in the Pirate version of GQ (would that be PQ??)

PQ, 8/03,
Headlines:

Avast! New Fall Fashions be Here, Mateys! Be the First of Ye'r Crew to Steal 'Em
Hot New Ways to Enhance Yer' Booty for Merely a Fraction of 'Yer Booty!
Don't Be Walkin' The Plank in Last Seasons' Ol' Boots! New Looks fer' ye' are In!
Arrrrrr! Me Hair be That of a Scurvy Scalawag! Help!
Shiver me Timbers! Is The Landlubber Look For Ye?
10 Accessories To Bring to Every Pillaging

also inside:
Get That Lass! Turn yer' Crows Nest into yer' "Love Nest"!
Don't Be Marooned Without yer' Copies of the Hottest New Chantys of the Season : PQ Reviews!


Oh man...I could spend all day....Okay...someone with Photoshop , PLEASE make a front cover of PQ ??? Pretty Please!!!


DT

LOL - Thank you!

 

[KidCthulhu]

Re: Pirate Fashion...

I can see it now, in the Pirate version of GQ (would that be PQ??)

Ooh! Can I have a subscription? I would hate to be spending too much booty on my booty.

LOL.

 

[BigFreekinGoblinoid]

According to my research, there is no "dress code" for pirates, other than to be as garrish as possible, dressing in cheap trinkets you mistakenly believe make you attractive to the opposite sex.

My expert opinion after watching a pirate movie once:

your sword scabbard hangs from your belt

your pistol gets stuck in your sash for easy ( & possibly hidden ) access

So - sash over your belt if you are gonna wear both. Most pirate's sashes probably served to function AS their only belts however, so if you should happen to run into any REAL pirates tonight, do NOT broach the subject. They will instantly recognise you for the poseur you are.

 

[Brown Jenkin]

Don't forget the poofy shirt. How can you be a pirate without a poofy shirt.

 

[Djeta Thernadier]

Don't forget the poofy shirt. How can you be a pirate without a poofy shirt.

We'll have to have a supplement issue of PQ on mixing and macthing with poofy shirts. Which vest to wear with which , how to best choose the proper shade of off white , etc...