Pirate Raid?

[Falcon]

/me is Thinkin I am getting really thirsty for some Drinkin, and wonder where I am wondering this from, why my head hurts so much, and where everyone else went.

 

[Dinkeldog]

i thought you needed a job in order to afford insurance?

seriously, though. back to nutkinland with you. shooo, shoo. go over there and talk about what a bad boy i am. feel free to use all of the four letter bombs you want, too. i know most of the people in your cadre rely on them like steven hawking relies on his wheelchair.

Someone thinks quite highly of himself.

 

[Tom Cashel]

King Stannis shall be transgressicuted and reincarnated as a Mao Button in the Region of Thud!!! Eris has spoken!! $#@!&*%!!!!

 

[King_Stannis]

Someone thinks quite highly of himself.

and someone doesn't read too good...
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Posted by Nemmerle:

Hey, everyone. Here is the simple deal with this. . .

The Pantheon can post here. It is fun and everyone is invited to take part in the mayhem. I think it is good for all of us to blow off some steam.

However, here is the stipulation -

1) If you don't like the Pantheon just ignore the thread. No one is forcing anyone to come here and read this.

2) Pantheon members - If someone comes into the thread with a bug up their butt it doesn't help to be confrontational and start down the path that only leads to flames, closed threads and bad feelings. If someone really is causing trouble trust the mods to take care of it.

3) Good-natured ribbing and description of cartoon violence is part and parcel of the Pantheon - but the moment things turn ugly I *WILL* close the thread NO MATTER WHO STARTED IT (Pantheon member or not) OR WHO SAID IT. I WILL FINISH IT.

You've been warned.
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i've done my part by staying out of the thread after nemmerle's post - until now, only to make you aware of your misstep.

 

[Tom Cashel]

Ha! Eris laughs at your pomposity! Spoilsport!

 

[TheDayKnight]

A small card flitters from the sky impaling itself on the tip of TheDayKnight's sword. He carefully looks at the paper.

God of Baby Oil Massages!!! What the....?!!?!?!?

 

[Tom Cashel]

Eris scans the chaos with her fiery eyes and finds it GOOD.

I find this to be GOOD! So there! Pffbbbllltttttt!!! Except...

Striding through the teeming throng of newly-made Gods, still spewing Cards from her shapely lips, Eris spies the Arcadia illegally parked with Cap'n Nazadny at the helm...

FORE!!!!!!!!

One enormous Sandal of Endless and Joyful Cha-Cha-ing pulls back, swings forward pendulum-style...

**SMASH**

The Arcadia flies end-over-end through a massive pair of goalposts

Ka-ching!

 

[Akunin]

God of Baby Oil Massages!!! What the....?!!?!?!?

A cloud of cloying green mist rolls over to The DayKnight and takes the form of a tentacled feline with a sandal-print across its face. Glancing about, Akunin notices the card and shakes his head.

"You lucky sonofa... Wanna trade for two Alpha Black Lotuses and a mint Wolverine #1. Oh, wait. I almost forgot. No time for that - one of the Daves got the really good card from the deck."

"I think we're gonna need a little more divine power to stop him."