Pirate Raid?

[Crypt King]

Re: Re: Oh god not the OT crap again.

Edited because it's not worth it.

Twirls slinky of creation in his hand, while waiting for something fun to pop up.

 

[Falcon]

/me thinks to myself, "Now THAT is why I am so thirsty."
Can I have my head back please? I am the Rum Runner of the Arcadia after all...

 

[Bugbear]

Bugbear sneaks up behind DM with a vengence and hits him with his Screaming Halfling Henchman (tm).

Repeatedly.

Don' you be talkin' about the Bugbearian Anarchist Regime like that, Woolhead!

Looking at the remains of his little halfling freind, Bugbear makes a little choking sound and drops him into his sack of storage.

Ewwww! I better put the little fella on ice, don't want him to spoil.

 

[el-remmen]

*The giant frog-god pulls a zipper down the front of his body and the froggy visage crumples to reveal Nemmerle the Moderator*

Hey, everyone. Here is the simple deal with this. . .

The Pantheon can post here. It is fun and everyone is invited to take part in the mayhem. I think it is good for all of us to blow off some steam.

However, here is the stipulation -

1) If you don't like the Pantheon just ignore the thread. No one is forcing anyone to come here and read this.

2) Pantheon members - If someone comes into the thread with a bug up their butt it doesn't help to be confrontational and start down the path that only leads to flames, closed threads and bad feelings. If someone really is causing trouble trust the mods to take care of it.

3) Good-natured ribbing and description of cartoon violence is part and parcel of the Pantheon - but the moment things turn ugly I *WILL* close the thread NO MATTER WHO STARTED IT (Pantheon member or not) OR WHO SAID IT. I WILL FINISH IT.

You've been warned.

Now back to the lunacy, you fruitcakes!

*Nemm slips his frog-suit back on and hops over to Crypt King snatching the slinky and hopping away again, screaming, "Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!"*

 

[Tom Cashel]

Say what?

Tom Cashel, the lankylooking galoot, strides into the general vicinity smiling good-naturedly.

"What the heck is huuuurrrrrggggaaaahhhhhhhhhh--!!!"

Tom's left nipple splits open, widening further and further as he shrieks in smarmy, playful agony...and a fifty-foot tall, redheaded hot-mama bombshell in a toga steps free, kicking his empty skin off her heel like so much poo.

Oooooooh!!!! Time for the CHAOS to begin! Well KALLISTI to you pitiful mother jumpers!!

All comers feel the discord as they are stomped beneath the Sandals of Cha-Cha.

Have a hot dog, you 20th Century punks!!!!!

 

[Crypt King]

Oh frog boy, your going to get such a pinch buster!!!!

Saw reving as Crypt King runs after said frog boy

You don't know what your messing with, time thingamagies and such.

 

[el-remmen]

"Keep away! Keep away!"

*Tosses the Cosmic Slinky of Creation to Cha-Cha*

"Quick lady, tuck it in your brazier. He's too much a gentleman to go looking in there!"

*Looks around fro Eric's Grandma*

 

[Psychotic Jim]

The Arcadia drops out of orbit and lands square on King Stannis, squishing him into a stcky, thin paste.

Oops! They really should zone out some parking spaces around this place. Anyhoo...

I thought this was a no parking zone. I better go get the proper authorities to haul this flying crate away so we can make room for the 3-ring circus.


Psychotic Jim looks over the ship and notices the heavy armaments, decides that's not a good idea and slowly backs away.
Uhm. Never-mind...

 

[Lisa Nadazdy]

Get back the Slinky! I need it to power the Wavepulsethingamajigslideleftandshufflemotion Gun (tm). The whole world will know the meaning of Paisley!!!

Lisa notices that an interloper is trying to give the Arcadia a parking ticket.

How rude! If I get anymore demerits, they'll make me go to driving school! I'll have to nip this in the bud....

Lisa pulls out her Bountiful Bag of Six-Siders (the one that every HERO gamer owns) and lets spray a withering hail of d6s, burying the errant mortal in a mountain of pointy spotted doom...

 

[Ancalagon]

what is it with all the complainin?

Don't make me get the teletubies....

OOOOH! Free lunch!

the drake starts eating daves

Ancalagon

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God of dusty dragons, combustion, corrosion and compulsive coin counting. Shapper of small wax objects.