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Schrödinger was a physicist. He came up with a metaphor that is stilled used today in quantum physics (actually, it was more than a metaphor then, but things have changed). If an effect has a 50% probability of changing a particle's quantum state (basically, chance of particles to interact or change), then quantum physics state that the quantum function (read: particle), exists in both states until measured. So, in Schrödinger's thought-experiment, you put a cat in a box. The cat is undetectable from outside the box (sight and sound-proofed). Underneath the box is a canister of cyanide. The canister can be broken if a particular element decays and fires a neutron at it. The particular element has a 50% chance to decay in the time alloted. No quantum physics states that element both does and does not decay in the time alloted until measured, so the canister both does and does not break, so the cat is both alive and dead until measured. This is just one example of "quantum weirdness". I won't bother to go into details about why physicists know that this does happen on a quantum level (been shown in experiment), but does not happen on a macroscopic level (a cat is either alive or dead, period).

Sorry for the hijack, Piratecat.

No, I'm not a physicist. I just read.

Edit: I see that RangerWickett has posted before I did. Couple things to note: Schrödinger put together the mathematical formulas that still used, largely unchanged, to describe a quantum system. Heisenberg's Uncertainty principles touch on that, but you have it slightly off. To solve for a particle's location with increasing precision, the precision of the measurement of it's momentum becomes increasingly imprecise. Solving for momentum leaves imprecise location. Achieving perfect precision in either means knowing nothing of the other value. The best metaphor is this, imagine a guy running a race. You can choose to measure either his speed or his location with a single measurement. To measure his speed, you could use a radar gun. You shoot the gun at him and the wave travels to him and back. You know precisely how fast he was going in that instant, but it's hard to say exactly where he was at the instant the speed was measured. Conversely, you could instead take a photograph at a specific point in time. At that instant, you know exactly where the runner is, but because the photo is static, you have no idea how fast he was going. The tricky thing about quantum mechanics is that you cannot hook up your radar gun to a camera. A particle can only be subject to one measurement at a time, after which the act of measurement itself has changed the particle.

"Temperature" has nothing to do with Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, because that has no meaning on a quantum level.
 
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Yikes!

We just finished our big battle with the ghouls emerging from the graveyard. It was full of peril, paralysis, nasty surprises for both sides, and a few near-death experiences.

I won't spoil Piratecat's forthcoming story hour too much, especially concerning the horrible giant [details expunged] that took us all by surprise, and the super-powerful undead that nearly killed two party members by [details expunged].

But I will provide the following list detailing what happened to the many "normal" ghouls who erupted out of the ground:

217 were killed by positive energy bursts from Malachite (who is clearly still in the favor of Aeos).

58 were killed by flame strikes from Nolin.

25 were killed by Fire Elementals summoned by Velendo, Nolin and Agar.

20 were killed by a combination of healing circle from Nolin and an acid fog from Agar.

18 were killed by a combination of a healing circle from Nolin and an erupting tree thrown by Mara. Yes, you read that last part right.

8 were killed by Mara turning undead.

8 were killed by a chain lightning from Agar.

4 were killed by Tao in melee combat.

2 were killed by Mara's mighty bow.

That's 360 ghouls down, and most of the White Kingdom still to go.

Astute observers may have noticed that Velendo did very little in the battle, despite his ability to turn undead, cast mass heal, etc. That's because he was [details expunged] and [details expunged] by a [filthy expletive redacted] [details expunged].

He was useful at the very end, though.

Whew.

-Sagiro
 


Malachite does indeed rock the kill board. Then again, it's what he does.

Nolin was pretty pleased with his body count. For a guy not optimized for combat, Nolin racked up (a distant) second in kills and lead the team in assists. Not bad for a guy with a lute.

Also, Malachite took quite a bit of damage during the fight from [spoiler deleted]. If it hadn't been for Nolin's Inspire Greatness, Malachite would be dead. Really dead.

Go me. It's nice to know you're helping. Nolin spends a lot of time ineffectual, so useful is good.

Now resume your previous Malachite love fest. He deserves it.
 


Jairami said:
While I believe she still has the amazing longsword collection, isn't Tao more cleric now than ranger melee monster she once was? Maybe she too busy doing something more important then to waste time with her blades?

(sorry this is posted by Jobu but I am on KidChtulhu's computer)

Ahem.... Slacker? Great cleve stops once there is nothing left within 5 feet, not to mention that just when Tao was surrounded by 20 ghouls she had to (can't say). That's why she only got 4 kills. Jesh, some people.
 

Jobu said:
Ahem.... Slacker? Great cleve stops once there is nothing left within 5 feet, not to mention that just when Tao was surrounded by 20 ghouls she had to...

... watch in amazement as her enemies were cut down by a perfumed fop?

Maybe if yer did a little less mincin' about with the unicorns, sniffin' flowers and rollin' around in the clover, yer'd make a bigger contribution to the pile o' dead bad guys.

Well, don't worry yerself about it. Nothin' wrong with leavin' the fightin' to the menfolk. And Nolin.

Wulf
 


Wulf Ratbane said:


... watch in amazement as her enemies were cut down by a perfumed fop?

Maybe if yer did a little less mincin' about with the unicorns, sniffin' flowers and rollin' around in the clover, yer'd make a bigger contribution to the pile o' dead bad guys.

Well, don't worry yerself about it. Nothin' wrong with leavin' the fightin' to the menfolk. And Nolin.

Wulf

Oooh, I can't let this one slide. Tao desperately wanted to slaughter those ghouls. Instead, she ran to the aid of Velendo. Without said aid, Velendo would have [details expunged] and never been able to [details expunged] the [details expunged] that was [details expunged]-ing us with her [details expunged].

So lay off.

-Sagiro
 

Jumping on the bandwagon

Wulf Ratbane said:


Maybe if yer did a little less mincin' about with the unicorns, sniffin' flowers and rollin' around in the clover, yer'd make a bigger contribution to the pile o' dead bad guys.

Wulf

Somebody's crusing for a one-way ticket to the Beastlands.

;)
 

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