I don't even understand this movie. There's a book? Okay, I guess that explains why it was made.
But what the Frank? A train to the North Pole? And I care about this, why?
Of the many incredibly-stupid-looking movies that come out of the film industry with depressing regularity, this one ranks pretty high.
I didn't even have time to think, "Creepy" -- I was too busy thinking, "Stupid".