Police: Teen rigged exploding pens for revenge

[Henry]

tsk, tsk, should've followed his list.

Actually, doesn't a pen signify bad gifts?

*ahem*

Enough, ladies and gents.

 

[reveal]

Because they look innocuous, and you could reasonably expect people to pick them up and pull the caps off, thus detonating them.

I read something somewhere not long ago that claimed that Freud was nothing but a fraud trying to come up with a way to justify having lots more sex than he was gettin' naturally. Not saying I buy that completely, but I think whoever said that may just have been on to something.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

 

[mythusmage]

*ahem*

Enough, ladies and gents.

Henry, not that kind of gift.

(You trying to give Eric's Grandmother ideas?)

 

[WhimsyTheFae]

*ahem*

Enough, ladies and gents.

Cheese it man, it's the fuzz.


Uh, I mean, sorry Henry.

 

[Desdichado]

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Just ask Monica Lewinsky.

 

[WhimsyTheFae]

Just ask Monica Lewinsky.

I did, but she couldn't verbalize a response...

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Just ask Monica Lewinsky.

Or Lidda.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

I did, but she couldn't verbalize a response...

Kinda hard to do when you're *ahem* busy....

 

[Sniktch]

I really don't think that joke needed any explanation or embellishment...

 

[jaerdaph]

I did, but she couldn't verbalize a response...

Yeah, she's no Jeff Gannon.