[Poll]Will you buy and use AV's BoEF?

[barsoomcore]

YOU AND YOUR ALL-STEWARDESS D&D GROUP!

God! you make me feel like I'm playing this game wrong

Y'know, we're standing in the supermarket and run into one of said stewardesses, a lovely half-Columbian, half-Quebecer girl, and Mrs. Barsoom just up and says, "Hey you wanna play Dungeons and Dragons with us sometime?" and her eyes lit right up and she grabbed the missus' arm and said, "Yeah, anytime! I'd love to!"

I've sure been doing SOMETHING wrong.

 

[Desdichado]

But, I mean really, a succubus should freak you out, right?

They kinda remind of the daemonettes of Slaanesh from Warhammer, or H.R. Giger paintings. There's an element of erotica to it, but just as strongly (if not much moreso) an element of "that's creepy."

 

[Desdichado]

Y'know, we're standing in the supermarket and run into one of said stewardesses, a lovely half-Columbian, half-Quebecer girl, and Mrs. Barsoom just up and says, "Hey you wanna play Dungeons and Dragons with us sometime?" and her eyes lit right up and she grabbed the missus' arm and said, "Yeah, anytime! I'd love to!"

I've sure been doing SOMETHING wrong.

The day my wife starts doing things like that is not the day I start asking myself if I've done anything wrong.

Then again, my wife found my current gaming group in almost that same way...

 

[Teflon Billy]

I'd rather see a beautiful maiden, not some creepy pale skinned demoness!

Creepy pale-skinned demoness for me

In fact, remove "creepy" from the line and you get a fair description of my current GF.

Man, do I know my own tastes or what?

 

[hunter1828]

Heh, I like succubi. I've always found them eerily attractive. I guess it's the forbidden fruit aspect, or some such.

hunter1828

 

[barsoomcore]

The day my wife starts doing things like that is not the day I start asking myself if I've done anything wrong.

Right. Good point. What I MEANT to say was, "I sure spent a lot of my youth going about things the WRONG way."

I mean, seriously, "Hey, wanna play D&D with us?"

 

[barsoomcore]

Creepy pale-skinned demoness for me

You bad girl you sad girl
you such a dirty bad girl
Beep-Beep uh huh

Never too much Donna Summer. (or have I been living behind a drag show bar for too long?)

 

[jgbrowning]

You bad girl you sad girl
you such a dirty bad girl
Beep-Beep uh huh

Never too much Donna Summer. (or have I been living behind a drag show bar for too long?)

yes... er.. no... er.... uhm.... gotta go!

joe b.

 

[Piratecat]

Y'know, we're standing in the supermarket and run into one of said stewardesses, a lovely half-Colombian, half-Quebecer girl, and Mrs. Barsoom just up and says, "Hey you wanna play Dungeons and Dragons with us sometime?" and her eyes lit right up and she grabbed the missus' arm and said, "Yeah, anytime! I'd love to!"

You hang on to that woman. You don't let her go.

 

[Dinkeldog]

But, I mean really, a succubus should freak you out, right?

They kinda remind of the daemonettes of Slaanesh from Warhammer, or H.R. Giger paintings. There's an element of erotica to it, but just as strongly (if not much moreso) an element of "that's creepy."

Whatever Lola wants, Lola gets.

No, succubi don't really need to be creepy. They need to be seductive.