[Prizes] ENWorld's Post Number One Million

[Tabarnak Smokeblower]

I think i'm going to start a thread named decimals of Pi and recitate Pi's decimals (duh) 1 decimal a post until this ordeal is over

TS

 

[Cog]

I have such a small, small....



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Delgar

Think of it this way: You are not an addict, and you do not have a problem.

 

[Delgar]

Man This is taking far too long!

Somebody needs to win this thing!!

Delgar

 

[Tabarnak Smokeblower]

Is this a Hivemind thread?

Was just about to suggest the same thing

TS

 

[Crothian]

Is this a Hivemind thread?

*dodges rotten fruit and vegetables*

Obviously not, there is no HM tag

 

[Tabarnak Smokeblower]

Hey I'm going to see LXG in an hour. Yay me.

TS

999850

 

[Zappo]

Shouldn't the 1,000,000th be something REALLY profound? Like the meaning of life?

Ok.

M-hmm. Well, it's nothing very special. Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.

edit: eh, it isn't 1000000th, but that isn't the full quote either, what with grandma and all.

 

[Cog]

What number are we on at the moment?

 

[d20Dwarf]

I think that the post
that comes in at one million
should be a haiku

 

[Tabarnak Smokeblower]

and, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their [expletive] arses and back in the sodding cinema. Family entertainment bollocks. What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats-- Where's the fun in pictures? Oh, well, there we are. Here's the theme music. Goodnight.