Whizbang Dustyboots
Gnometown Hero
Although spring is well underway in the Tulgey Wood, the weather seems colder and bleaker as the group approaches Maidensbridge Abbey. It is not really chillier, Emus assures everyone, although not even he seems to truly believe it.
The lack of animal life as the group approaches makes the forest as quiet as it would be at the dead of winter. The plants are also barer than they should be at this time of year, with stunted little leaves trembling in the wind, barely clinging to life, and no flowers to continue the cycle of life. By the time the group reaches the abbey, they are under open sky, with no canopy overhead, just the bare branches of half-dead trees.
The abbey itself was once a complex of several buildings, some built up against the walls of the main building, in the days when goblin and kobold attacks were the norm, and others built a bit further away, such as a small tannery. The buildings not erected right against the main abbey are ruins now, with only faint lines of gray stone peeking up from the mud and yellow grass showing where they once stood.
The abbey and adjacent buildings might be in better shape, but it's impossible to tell: Everything is now covered in black vines that cover almost every inch of the building, with only a bit of gray stone peeking out here or there in the dark holes where windows once let in light from the outside. The leaves of ivy sound brittle when the wind blows, clicking together like millions of teeth.
But a large ivy-covered steeple stands above the entrance to the abbey's church, forming the tallest structure of the complex, even without the tall spire, its ankh-crucifix long-ago choked with dark leaves. A dark space, wide as two men walking abreast, reveals the dark wood double doors leading inside.
As they stand in front of the ruined abbey building, Emmerson feels a chill going down his spine. He takes out his lamp from his backpack. Hazel and Tucker are near him to see that someone carved an ankh-crucifix into the lamp shutters.
"Emus, Hazel," Emmerson says as he checks his gear and weapons one more time, "Is this the west entrance?"
"Mebbe," Emus shrugs. "I guess. Who cares? Let's go."
Hazel eyes the vine-encrusted ruins with faint disgust. She stoops to light her own lantern.
"Yes, it's the west door." When she stands again, she carries her lantern in her left hand and her axe in her right. "Are you ready with the holy water sprinklers?"
"Oh, my!" comes a voice from behind a nearby tree. "Oh my goodness, hello! What do you fine people do at this terrible place?"
A nervous kobold steps out into the clearing, smiling uncertainly.
Hazel takes two quick steps to put herself beside Bufer and begins scanning the tree line for more kobolds.
"No offering yourself up like a pig at a roast this time," she whispers in Gnomish.
Tucker steps forward with his mace at the ready.
"What are you doing here, kobold?" He tries to remember if this is one of the kobolds from Pick's group, but he doesn't think so. This one is smaller, and the green of her -- or perhaps his -- skin seems less robust. Still, the deputy isn't about to take any chances. "Isn't it a little bit bright out here? Why don't you scurry off back to your caves and we'll forget we saw you skulking around our town."
"Tucker, wait a second," Bufer says quickly as he makes to step forward.
Hazel grimaces as Bufer hurries to interpose himself between the deputy and the kobold.
"Good morning," he says amiably to the strange kobold, then bows somewhat formally. "Allow me to introduce myself: Ebuferpaly Whitethatch Malpractice Bearscave Potentloins, at your service. Please excuse the big ones, here, but we've had some, uh, misunderstandings with dragonkin in the past. Totally our fault, of course."
"You mean your fault," Vonmora interjects.
Bufer looks daggers over his shoulder at her.
"What?" she asks. "You think word doesn't get around?"
Bufer takes a deep breath and exhales slowly before turning back to the kobold, all smiles.
"If I may so observe, you speak excellent Imperial Common for one of the dragonkin," he says. "Are you from the Green Mountain, or from parts elsewhere?"
The kobold is visibly frightened of Tucker, and as such it makes him nervous when Bufer addresses him. He doesn't actually need his sun-goggles yet, but for comfort's sake he fiddles with them a moment and slides them on.
"I-I do come from Green Mountain, though until recently I made my home in the Tulgey Wood. Th-thank you, sir." Slowly, timidly, the kobold meets Bufer's eyes. The glint of unexpected kindness in them instantly restores the vibrant lizard smile. He clasps his hands and prances nearer. "Oh! You're so adorable! Such pretty robes! And, oh: Look at your chubby cheeks and cute little moustache! But, Ebuferpaly, where is your hat?"
"Er," Bufer says uncertainly, quite taken aback. Never in his wildest dreams did it occur to him that a kobold might find him 'adorable.' Attractive, maybe, in the 'good enough to boil alive and eat' sense of the word, but adorable? Never. "My ... hat?"
"Yes, your gnome hat, silly! Conical-shaped with the point at the top? Like a..." the kobold pauses for a moment, clearly unsure of whether to continue. He looks down at his feet, suddenly embarrassed. "We were taught that was where the humans got the idea for the dunce cap."
"I must've left it home," Bufer says dryly.
The lack of animal life as the group approaches makes the forest as quiet as it would be at the dead of winter. The plants are also barer than they should be at this time of year, with stunted little leaves trembling in the wind, barely clinging to life, and no flowers to continue the cycle of life. By the time the group reaches the abbey, they are under open sky, with no canopy overhead, just the bare branches of half-dead trees.
The abbey itself was once a complex of several buildings, some built up against the walls of the main building, in the days when goblin and kobold attacks were the norm, and others built a bit further away, such as a small tannery. The buildings not erected right against the main abbey are ruins now, with only faint lines of gray stone peeking up from the mud and yellow grass showing where they once stood.
The abbey and adjacent buildings might be in better shape, but it's impossible to tell: Everything is now covered in black vines that cover almost every inch of the building, with only a bit of gray stone peeking out here or there in the dark holes where windows once let in light from the outside. The leaves of ivy sound brittle when the wind blows, clicking together like millions of teeth.
But a large ivy-covered steeple stands above the entrance to the abbey's church, forming the tallest structure of the complex, even without the tall spire, its ankh-crucifix long-ago choked with dark leaves. A dark space, wide as two men walking abreast, reveals the dark wood double doors leading inside.
As they stand in front of the ruined abbey building, Emmerson feels a chill going down his spine. He takes out his lamp from his backpack. Hazel and Tucker are near him to see that someone carved an ankh-crucifix into the lamp shutters.
"Emus, Hazel," Emmerson says as he checks his gear and weapons one more time, "Is this the west entrance?"
"Mebbe," Emus shrugs. "I guess. Who cares? Let's go."
Hazel eyes the vine-encrusted ruins with faint disgust. She stoops to light her own lantern.
"Yes, it's the west door." When she stands again, she carries her lantern in her left hand and her axe in her right. "Are you ready with the holy water sprinklers?"
"Oh, my!" comes a voice from behind a nearby tree. "Oh my goodness, hello! What do you fine people do at this terrible place?"
A nervous kobold steps out into the clearing, smiling uncertainly.
Hazel takes two quick steps to put herself beside Bufer and begins scanning the tree line for more kobolds.
"No offering yourself up like a pig at a roast this time," she whispers in Gnomish.
Tucker steps forward with his mace at the ready.
"What are you doing here, kobold?" He tries to remember if this is one of the kobolds from Pick's group, but he doesn't think so. This one is smaller, and the green of her -- or perhaps his -- skin seems less robust. Still, the deputy isn't about to take any chances. "Isn't it a little bit bright out here? Why don't you scurry off back to your caves and we'll forget we saw you skulking around our town."
"Tucker, wait a second," Bufer says quickly as he makes to step forward.
Hazel grimaces as Bufer hurries to interpose himself between the deputy and the kobold.
"Good morning," he says amiably to the strange kobold, then bows somewhat formally. "Allow me to introduce myself: Ebuferpaly Whitethatch Malpractice Bearscave Potentloins, at your service. Please excuse the big ones, here, but we've had some, uh, misunderstandings with dragonkin in the past. Totally our fault, of course."
"You mean your fault," Vonmora interjects.
Bufer looks daggers over his shoulder at her.
"What?" she asks. "You think word doesn't get around?"
Bufer takes a deep breath and exhales slowly before turning back to the kobold, all smiles.
"If I may so observe, you speak excellent Imperial Common for one of the dragonkin," he says. "Are you from the Green Mountain, or from parts elsewhere?"
The kobold is visibly frightened of Tucker, and as such it makes him nervous when Bufer addresses him. He doesn't actually need his sun-goggles yet, but for comfort's sake he fiddles with them a moment and slides them on.
"I-I do come from Green Mountain, though until recently I made my home in the Tulgey Wood. Th-thank you, sir." Slowly, timidly, the kobold meets Bufer's eyes. The glint of unexpected kindness in them instantly restores the vibrant lizard smile. He clasps his hands and prances nearer. "Oh! You're so adorable! Such pretty robes! And, oh: Look at your chubby cheeks and cute little moustache! But, Ebuferpaly, where is your hat?"
"Er," Bufer says uncertainly, quite taken aback. Never in his wildest dreams did it occur to him that a kobold might find him 'adorable.' Attractive, maybe, in the 'good enough to boil alive and eat' sense of the word, but adorable? Never. "My ... hat?"
"Yes, your gnome hat, silly! Conical-shaped with the point at the top? Like a..." the kobold pauses for a moment, clearly unsure of whether to continue. He looks down at his feet, suddenly embarrassed. "We were taught that was where the humans got the idea for the dunce cap."
"I must've left it home," Bufer says dryly.