Punishing Your Dice

[coyote6]

I wonder how many of these misbehaving dice could have avoided punishment if thier owners had properly broken them in.

All those who have confessed to dice punishment; you have, properly introduced, cleansed, and fame rubbed all new dice before letting them mingle with the others right?

Come now -- what do you take us for, superstitious silly-heads?

 

[Wycen]

stick it down the front of his shorts,

Yeah...another reminder why it is good I don't play Magic anymore.

 

[On Puget Sound]

Our LGS runs a dice reformatory; bad dice can be sentenced to the reformatory (given to the store). They are then sold as used dice; either the time spent in the Big House or the change in ownership seems to work.

We have a bunch of dice in the bottom of Puget Sound, though they were not punished, just accidentally dropped while walking on the dock.

 

[Bedrockgames]

I put low rolling dice in time out.

 

[Rel]

We have a bunch of dice in the bottom of Puget Sound, though they were not punished, just accidentally dropped while walking on the dock.

Do you live near there?

 

[TarionzCousin]

We have a bunch of dice in the bottom of Puget Sound, though they were not punished, just accidentally dropped while walking on the dock.

Do you live near there?

His user location info says "Tega Cay, SC." However, with a username like that, I think he is legally required to move back--to Washington State, at least.

I played with a guy who would give his "bad" dice to the cat to play with during the game. Then he would make "Oh no!" terrified noises as if the cat were a giant monster torturing the die in question and he was speaking in the die's voice. It was amusing... the first couple times.

 

[xnosipjpqmhd]

capital punishment with a brick

One of my players rolled three 1s in a row with a particular die. He took it out into the street and smashed it with a brick. It was obliterated. He didn't do it out of anger or frustration; he just wanted to make sure no character was ever harmed by that cursed die again. ;-)