Hey Gary,
Your old friend Gord the rogue woke me up the other night. He snuck into my bedroom and put a dagger to my throat, threw some icewater in my face, and went on to tell me how he's been on vacation for way too long and can't stand it anymore. He's got a whole new world to explore with that hot drow wife of his and he wants you to pick up his story where you left off.
When he left, he told me that if he has to ask again, it will be painful. Please Gary, save me from this guy and give the man something to do. Please!