Oh Dear...
That means that there are at least two if us boring and tedious fellows here now
Shall we play a game of tiddly winks?
To tell all, not only did I have a 30mm force of Brunswick Napoleonic figurines, with the command figure waving aloft a braunschweiger sausage, but my mother actually bought me a game of tiddly winks when I was about nine years old, and I got pretty good at tiddling my winks on the formica kitchen table top.
Cheers,
Gary
P.S. The sausage, made from a piece of plastic sprue, had a yellow band, and I used an Oscar Meyer "wienie whistle" to order my troops into battle. Somehow the stuffy and overly serious Napoleonic Wars miniatures buffs I played with found that offensive, a sort of lesse majestie to their devotion to playing with toy soldiers