Question about a death.

Well, I just got off the phone with your DM, Serpreme. Apparently, the ghouls were so enchanted by your character's charm and grace that they're going to make you their wife. The cultist is taking your character off to get his hair done and have a lovely bridal shower with gag gifts and fun games. Count Strahd himself will officiate at the wedding, and his touching ceremony will ensure that there won't be a dry eye in the house. Your husbands will soon start their own profitable grave-robbing business, and you'll be the happiest wife in Ravenloft. Congratulations!
 

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