D&D 5E /Ragequit Rants

[jrowland]

As a public Service, I've started this thread for people to post their rage inducing bits about 5th edition.

First, some ground rules:

1) No comments, please. This is for lolz, not discussions. Give XP all you want.
2) Please list the bits of rage-inducing stuff in a short phrase. No long prose.
3) Have fun. Get wacky. Catharsis is healthy.

 

[jrowland]

• Staggered Release!
• No Comliness!
• Basic is Free (so I can't feel special for having it)!
• No Psionics!
• Drow is a Player Character Race not a Monster!

/Ragequit

 

[D'karr]

Ragequit threads like this.

/ragequit

 

[Xodis]

Forgotten Realms...AGAIN WTF!!!!!


/ragequit

 

[Raunalyn]

What, no edition warring?

/ragequit!

 

[evileeyore]

It's still D&D!!!11!!

/ragequit

 

[kettite]

Not enough acknowledgment of the pain the OGL movement has suffered through to gain this level of entitlement! SUCK ON THAT WOT... crap I don't know how to put in a cent sign... SUCK ON THAT T$R!

/ragequit

 

[Grazzt]

* It's DnD
* It's not DnD
* The moon isn't full today
* I spilled coffee on my desk at the office
* If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does
* Everything everyone above me (and below) has said, will say, is thinking, is typing
* No old school dice and crayon in the Starter set
* Halflings
* Halflings
* Halflings

/ragequit x2

 

[jodyjohnson]

Someone, somewhere didn't like my houserule!

I thought this edition was house-rule friendly!

/ragequit
/boardquit

 

[Remathilis]

So much for "Unity Edition" Where's my Thac0? Where's my ADEU? Where are my prestige classes?

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