RANDOM ADVENTURE IDEAS-- Help us pick a winner!

[Wulf Ratbane]

Honestly, I think too much attention is being paid to, uh, too much attention being paid to the word "whore."

That does seem to give it a leg over-- err, a leg up-- on the competition.

Random chance is fine and dandy when it's working for you, but I think that the odds are really stacked against some of the entrants. Notably, Siege on the Sunless Palace and The Lost Ruins of Dread sound so horrendously generic that even knowing that they didn't get to pick the title, I still had to force myself to read the descriptions.

Man, you guys are harsh! Not even willing to read 100 words?

You're forcing me to give my opinion here...

I believe that THE LOST RUINS OF DREAD not only has the best "hook" of the entries, it also does the best job of capturing that "old school feel." It is perhaps the most perfectly 1e entry in its genius inspecificity of threat and promise of adventure and loot.

How you like them apples?

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

I know. I want to write it now! It would be very Schwalb-esque. It would have demonic babies in it.

It's not Schwalb-esque unless children are threatened, or, better yet, actually killed.

It's his power chord, and brother, he ain't afraid to wail on it.

 

[Insight]

It's not Schwalb-esque unless children are threatened, or, better yet, actually killed.

It's his power chord, and brother, he ain't afraid to wail on it.

Honestly, I don't care who or what gets killed. As long as my new favorite word is in the title - see above if you can't figure out which word that is.

 

[GlassJaw]

It's not Schwalb-esque unless children are threatened, or, better yet, actually killed.

Well you could kill the demonic babies I suppose. Just don't bring a paladin along for the ride.

 

[Doug McCrae]

The Treasure of the Frog Sorcerer was my favourite title. Weirdly I do prefer frogs to whores. I'm guessing the Fear Of Girls module title was inspired by the notorious harlot subtable in the 1e DMG.

Also, why do most of the blurbs refer to the adventurers as you? DMs buy modules, not players.

 

[GlassJaw]

The Treasure of the Frog Sorcerer was my favourite title. Weirdly I do prefer frogs to whores.

Then you'll love my next module: The Temple of the Frog Whore!!

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

Next time I run this little contest I'm changing it to MAN-WHORE, as in,

THE PLEASURE TREASURES OF THE FROG KING'S MAN-WHORE.

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

The Treasure of the Frog Sorcerer was my favourite title. Weirdly I do prefer frogs to whores.

It's because of the tongue, isn't it?

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

Gentlemen, I sense we flirt dangerously with Eric's Grandma.

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

"Lascivious Lillipad of the Fructuous Frog-Whore"

(Fructuous is the word of the day at Thesaurus.com. I think it's karma.)