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[Slife]

wondrous effects

 

[Tonguez]

Long thought lost forever, Inspires the Device of wonderous effects...

suddenly wasn't.

NEXT: Tooth Fairies

 

[demiurge1138]

are stealing

Demiurge out.

 

[lonesoldier]

Not continuing

I don't feel particularly insane/creative, however I have summed up the previous...plots.

"A half-orc walks into a Monastary and screams out"Give me the hand...you know...of God"

"Your village has found a map under its temple's cornerstone (blood soaked and torn) but ledgable"

"Walking under your favourite tree, you notice yugoloths peeling an elf off a halfing with a bohemian ear, preserved in pickled elemental stomach lining"

"Dwarven librarians search for virgin milk with green cheese and find goodberries in their lost city"

"Purple Worms are spawning pizza monsters from their gullets, but nobody can figure out where they keep the tomato sauce or why there are no more saucy tomatoes"

"After earthquakes, female dwarves start appearing somewhat demure to elves of Nearby the Stupid, a town that lived infrequently hatstand"

 

[kigmatzomat]

are stealing

...people's teeth.

...........

NEW

Water supplies...

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

have gone

 

[Greylock]

to fund

 

[SALADIN THE JUST]

the summoning

 

[Slife]

of three

 

[Woas]

noble djinns. (or would it be djinni? Whatever the plural on Djinn is...)

The sky