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Rap and Hip-Hop at the game table?

the Jester

Legend
I am a juggalo. I love a lot of violent evil serial killer clown rap, but it's tongue in cheek. Completely over the top. Can't get enough of it. The Lotus clique keeps me rockin' for days.

Yeah, it's usually on the playlist when we're gamin', too.
 

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Snoweel

First Post
As a very non-violent person, I have to point out that violent gangster-rap helps me relax in a way that no other music does. Probably that whole "see how bad it could be?" thing.

If anything, the idiots that see thug-life as a lifestyle to aspire to should be drowned at birth.

Becasue without hip-hop culture, they'd latch onto something else just as anti-social.
 

the Jester

Legend
What about horror story music?

ICP, Twiztid, Dark Lotus and Blaze Ya Dead Homie have a lot of horror-story songs. For instance, here are some Twiztid lyrics (edited for Grandma):

Hom-Sha-Bom

Jamie Madrox:
Your whole life's about to change in the next twenty seconds,
As you glance there's a lady runnin' at your car half-naked,
Bleedin' from her neck to her chest
And four guys chasin' her wit axes
And they look f***in' possessed!
Without thinking you unlock the door to lend a hand,
Before she gets in the car they're approaching and coming fast.
Hit the gas,
She won't stop screaming;
She keeps saying over and over
That she was mauled by a demon!
Blood, so much blood, it was unreal-
She'd go quiet for a second then go nuts and grab the steering wheel.
'Just calm the f*** down, you're scaring the s*** out of me!
I'm gonna take you to the hospital and leave you in the lobby!
You're gonna be fine-'
Sidewiped in my blind side
By a goose and a quarter with one headlight;
Just then I looked him right in the face
And seen two glowing eyes peerin' out of a pillow case.
Now what the f*** is that?
'I think your friends are back!
Hey lady, wake up, you're bleeding all over the dash.'
As I pushed her on the shoulder
She turned around and bit me,
First the guys with the axes and now this bitch wants to kill me?


chorus
Hom-Sha-Bom!
Release the spirits and move along.
They'll be coming!
They'll be coming for you and it won't be long.
Hom-Sha-Bom!
Release the spirits and move along.
They'll be coming!
They'll be coming for you and it won't be long.
This body doesn't belong to you!
I know.
This body never belonged to you!
I know.
This body doesn't belong to you!
I know.
This body never belonged to you!
Just go!

Monoxide:
Now they're on both side of us;
I can either run us both off of the road
Or crash into a school bus.
I'm lookin' out, and see one of my front wheels
Go bouncing off a tree and now it's headed for my windshield!
Pieces of glass are in my throat
And this bitch is in the front seat laughing like it's a joke
And now I look, I see them comin'
Walking, they got their axes
And they're talking in Aramaic or maybe it was Latin.
I'm kinda woozy and I'm starting to trip
Cuz this bitch musta bit a f***ing hole in my wrist!
I feel it thriving like a heart attack
But I can't think about that and all I see is the end of a bloody axe
Come smashin' through all of my windows on both sides,
And all these hands grabbin' us out the ride,
The choke hold's applied
And I'm thrown across the street
Face first and I'm so weak that I can barely even speak.
It's gotta be some kind of cult or witch practice,
Some sort of a horrific movie or black magic.
All the blood in my eyes it couldn't hide,
And by the screams I heard they must be ripping out her insides!


chorus

Jamie Madrox:
I can't see, too much blood inside of my eyes
But I can kind of make out silhouettes-
To my surprise
I'm in the clear,
No one surrounds me,
But across the street it sounds just like the Exorcist movie.
Screaming,
Crying,
Parked cars flying around and smashing into the ground,
It's devastating.
The strange mother f***ers with axes got her surrounded,
I wonder if they're gonna kill her-
My heart's pounding,
Drowning in anticipation-
I mean, if they kill her they're killing me
And that's a f***ed up situation!
She's changing into a demon with every chant
That they're saying in that language that I still don't understand,
And a burst of light exploded-
And the ground started shaking and the side of a building a portal opened!
She doesn't look anything like she did before,
She's got the body of a snake
With wings and devil horns!


chorus

I know, I know, I know...
This body never belonged to you!
Just Go!!!!!


Is this gaming-appropriate music? I say hell yeah!
 

Snoweel

First Post
Djeta Thernadier said:
I work with one woman (who, by the way is not black) in particular, who , at age 24 has her entire cubicle plastered with pictures of 50 Cent and uses hip hop slang often in conversations with our customers.

Cool!

Sounds like she has a sense of humour...
 

Dannyalcatraz

Schmoderator
Staff member
Supporter
In a word...WOW! Great thread, sorry I got here late!

I call BS on this one. If MTV suddenly started only to play stuff like Slayer, the result wouldn't be platinum sales for Slayer but about zero viewers of MTV.

MTV is a business. They want to make money. Right now, the hottest musical genre out there besides country is rap, and country has its own channel.

When metal/hard rock was king, there was something called "The Headbanger's Ball" (pause to reminice), and rock, in general, was the only thing on their airwaves besides Madonna and Michael Jackson. The only other genre specific show on MTV at the time was "Yo! MTV Raps", and it had only 1/4th the airtime the "Ball" had.

When the public's tastes change, so will what MTV airs.

Back on point, since I'm virtually the only lover of rap/hip-hop in my game groups, I'd only play rap at the gaming table if appropriate to the campaign or a PC. Designed along the lines of the aformentioned "Wyrd is Bond" RPG characters, in a supers campaign, I ran a sonic-blasting PC, and an old Mage: The Ascencion PC I had was a young, black hip-hop mage who strongly resembled LL Cool J.

I also used some Public Enemy to set the scene when some supers PCs had to interject themselves in a riot a-la Spike Lee's "Do the Right Thing."

Absent that kind of connection, I stick to your typical run of classical music, SF/Fantasy movie scores & soundtracks (along with some curveballs like Kodo or environmental effects CDs) for game nights...when I play music at all.

This is for 2 reasons: while my musical tastes are as broad as the horizon, most people's aren't, so I would probably be forcing my tastes on someone who doesn't share it, and that only diminishes their enjoyment.

The second reason is that I game with too many sports junkies. If the big game isn't on, they'll leave.
 

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